College Football · Week 5 · Sep 28–Oct 4

Virginia

L 7-38 at Florida State · Sat, Oct 3 · 3-2 overall

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Misery Index · Despair

One 38-7 night in Tallahassee and the room has already filed last year's 11-3 under clerical error.

What happened

Virginia went to Tallahassee and came home 3-2, flattened 7-38 by Florida State, and the turning point was simply the moment it became clear the offense had one touchdown in it and Florida State had considerably more. The fanbase did not process this quietly. One fan noted that "one 11-3 outlier season got everyone hefty extensions," before concluding that "UVA is not a serious football school." Another called last year's run "a fluke" built on a soft schedule. Extensions age faster than goodwill.

What fans said

  • “Don’t worry one 11-3 outlier season got everyone hefty extensions. UVA is not a serious football school.”

    u/Big_Truck▲ 65despair

  • “The coach needs to go. Other than last year which was a fluke as we had one of, if not the easiest, schedules in the ACC, he has done nothing.”

    u/ItsBrenOakes▲ 22frustration

  • “Aside from that egregious missed call there on the screen this defense fucking sucks at tackling it's crazy”

    u/Fl0ppp▲ 10rage

  • “Norvell is actually brain damaged”

    u/daswassup13▲ 9rage

  • “This defense couldn't take down hellen keller”

    u/Simba_Swish▲ 8rage

  • “If I have to watch Beau pretend to read the field and then just run up the middle after 4 seconds one more time I'm gonna actually lose it.”

    u/daswassup13▲ 6rage

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