Week 6 · 2025–26 season
Eagles
L 17-34 at Giants · Oct 9, 2025
Misery Index · Despair
Eagles fans declaring this loss worse than the Wentz years and lining up to fire Patullo before the plane lands.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
Down to a rookie quarterback in J.Dart, who scrambled 20 yards for a score and uncorked a 34-yard strike to L.Humphrey before halftime had any business being decided. The J.Hurts interception by C.Flott in the fourth quarter, returned 68 yards, was less a turning point than a formal surrender. Defending a Super Bowl shouldn't look like this in October, and the fanbase isn't wrong to wonder whether 4-0 was the lie.
What fans said
“That's coaching. Fuck KP and their Orgs failures once again following a superbowl.”
u/TheDunglelorian▲ 278rage
“Legitimately, this loss is worse than any in 2023, the Pederson/Wentz era, fuck even arguably the Chip Kelly era.”
u/writingbyrjkidder▲ 163rage
“4-0 means absolutely fucking nothing.”
u/ILoveTheAtomicBomb▲ 136rage
“God truly hated Philadelphia sports today. Worst game the Eagles have played since December 3, 2023. They did nothing well.”
u/Wizard_of_Foz1▲ 114despair
“We got dogwalked by a rookie QB and rookie RB and a coach on the hot seat.”
u/MonkeyStealsPeach▲ 101frustration
“Lane Johnson just totally threw Patullo under the bus - said they are way too predictable, no variety, and everyone knows what’s coming.”
u/gabronkas▲ 100frustration
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