Week 6 · 2025–26 season
Eagles
L 17-34 at Giants · Oct 9, 2025
Misery Index · Despair
Eagles fans declaring this loss worse than the Wentz years and lining up to fire Patullo before the plane lands.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
Down to a rookie quarterback in J.Dart, who scrambled 20 yards for a score and uncorked a 34-yard strike to L.Humphrey before halftime had any business being decided. The J.Hurts interception by C.Flott in the fourth quarter, returned 68 yards, was less a turning point than a formal surrender. Defending a Super Bowl shouldn't look like this in October, and the fanbase isn't wrong to wonder whether 4-0 was the lie.
What fans said
“That's coaching. Fuck KP and their Orgs failures once again following a superbowl.”
u/TheDunglelorian▲ 278rage
“4-0 means absolutely fucking nothing.”
u/ILoveTheAtomicBomb▲ 136rage
“Fire Patullo. This is beyond unacceptable.”
u/NJ_Yankees_Fan▲ 94rage
“Legitimately, this loss is worse than any in 2023, the Pederson/Wentz era, fuck even arguably the Chip Kelly era.”
u/writingbyrjkidder▲ 163rage
“God truly hated Philadelphia sports today. Worst game the Eagles have played since December 3, 2023. They did nothing well.”
u/Wizard_of_Foz1▲ 114despair
“Fuck Patullo, fuck the pathetic lack of effort from the team.”
u/ChetDuchessManly▲ 74rage
14 more
“Ringo is so fucking bad man doesn’t even have the awareness to touch the guy while he’s down”
u/M-Mahoney▲ 94rage
“This should be Patullo’s last game as OC this was offensive malpractice”
u/Glacial11▲ 61rage
“Eh, they’re out of it this year. It’s hard to repeat and you can tell they just don’t got “it”.”
u/wsbull_35▲ 93despair
“Get Ringo the fuck out of here”
u/JustOneInMyLifetime▲ 40rage
“But also, as a Philly sports fan, I have no hope, we suck, fuck you and see you next week.”
u/Shelter-Clear▲ 37despair
“Honestly shut the fuck up with the ref shit. Even last week that was weak to be complaining, and that officiating was way worse. We fucking blow, has nothing to do with the refs”
u/sterplin▲ 29rage
“This is way worse than 2023. I mean WAY worse. All 52 get the blame I don’t care.”
u/Cageep▲ 41rage
“It's much worse.”
u/Southportdc▲ 26despair
“Fuckin jinxed us. This game is over unless we get a turnover here. This game is fucked.”
u/TheNewGuy13▲ 31rage
“Phillies get eliminated in the dumbest way imaginable and Birds are losing to the Giants. Is this the worst week in Philly sports history?”
u/chaotic_silk_motel▲ 24despair
“Kevin Patullo is UNKNOWN, has taken ZERO ACCOUNTABILITY, and shows ZERO signs of improvement. He should be fired tonight.”
u/Sorry_Craft8449▲ 24rage
“We got dogwalked by a rookie QB and rookie RB and a coach on the hot seat.”
u/MonkeyStealsPeach▲ 101frustration
“Lane Johnson just totally threw Patullo under the bus - said they are way too predictable, no variety, and everyone knows what’s coming.”
u/gabronkas▲ 100frustration
“such a disgusting sentence to even type out”
u/48johnX▲ 29despair