Week 4 · 2025–26 season
Eagles
W 31-25 at Buccaneers · Sep 28, 2025
Misery Index · Miserable
Eagles fans went 4-0 and somehow spent the night calling for Patullo's head and cursing the Tampa refs.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A blocked punt scooped by S.Brown for a touchdown and a J.Campbell red-zone interception masked the fact that B.Mayfield hit E.Egbuka for 77 and B.Irving for 72 in the same quarter. Zero passing yards in the second half from a 31-point team is the kind of math that wins a game and loses a fanbase, and Patullo's name is already trending in the replies. The win counts; the formula doesn't travel.
What fans said
“Zero passing yards in the second half is criminal.”
u/PsychicSweat▲ 239frustration
“You can’t call this '2023 vibes' because our defense is fucking elite”
u/Lerenz0118▲ 144pride
“gotta love getting arbitrarily flagged for a 15-yard 'personal foul' that is not elaborated on in any way whatsoever”
u/devonta_smith▲ 66frustration
“Get us out of Tampa fucking Bay”
u/DELCO-PHILLY-BOY▲ 56rage
“Spear the qb sliding to the ground and cause his head to bounce off the ground, no problem.”
u/kingzer▲ 41rage
“Offense owes the D dinner and drinks for a full fucking month.”
u/ProfessorDerp22▲ 36frustration
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