Week 3 · 2025–26 season
Eagles
W 33-26 vs LA · Sep 21, 2025
Misery Index · Meh
Eagles fans toasting J.Davis's blocked-kick miracle while sharpening knives for Patullo's playcalling.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
J.Davis blocking a 44-yard field goal and returning it 61 yards for the win-sealing score will headline the highlight reel, but it shouldn't bury the fact that PHI needed a miracle because a J.Hurts-to-D.Smith touchdown with under two minutes left barely cleared a tie. The offense came alive when A.Brown finally got targeted downfield, which raises the obvious question about why that took four quarters and a special teams bailout to surface.
What fans said
“It’s crazy that when you let your Super Bowl mvp qb throw the fucking ball, great things happen. I want to see deep ball passing going forward.”
u/Rowdyfan0823▲ 135joy
“JORDAN DAVIS WON THIS FUCKING GAME I don’t care what anyone says”
u/Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki▲ 112joy
“Jalen “Just Fucking Wins” Hurts. Never blinks”
u/McPowPow▲ 100joy
“WHAT KIND OF SHIT FOR BRAINS PLAYCALL IS THAT????????? PUNTULLO YOU SUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
u/hsl164▲ 49rage
“My son is currently losing his fucking mind over what we just watched.”
u/pizzaduh▲ 137joy
“I can't believe *that* was the game for my first time at the linc.”
u/shwoople▲ 42joy
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“FRED JOHNSON APPRECIATION POST!!! The whole offense changed when he stepped on the field.”
u/SuPeRfLyKiD3▲ 240joy
“JALEN HURTS CAN’T THROW. JORDAN DAVIS IS TOO FAT. AJ BROWN HATES THE TEAM.”
u/kc9203▲ 43rage
“Get fucked.”
u/trust-theprocess▲ 53rage
“Patullo is a full blown fucking idiot and i’m sick of the excuses for him”
u/icewizzzz▲ 32rage
“Core memory, akin to Deseans punt return”
u/Dull-Snow-5082▲ 79joy
“Jets can’t even block two field goal attempts in the same game? Pathetic”
u/Not-a-bot-10▲ 29rage
“Doggo knew the assignment. Went straight to heaven and put that dawg in em.”
u/DasCiny▲ 35joy
“is baun the greatest fucking linebacker in the world right now, or what”
u/poolords▲ 43joy
“No fuckin way they just called that. They see THAT but not a push off??? FUCK OFF dude what??”
u/TheNewGuy13▲ 25rage
“What a fucking INSANE game. What a comeback. What a win.”
u/1HasNoNam3▲ 25joy
“the booing worked. god bless our fans.”
u/doughball27▲ 62joy
“At this point just go ahead and lose 50+ to 7. No more first downs, need it to be so bad that they throw away whatever the fuck this playbook is”
u/tobybells▲ 27rage
“FIRE PATULLO”
u/rodrigoa1990▲ 22rage
“What would happen if the players completely ignored the play calling from the coaches and started working independently? Cause this is bullshit”
u/dominakay▲ 22rage