Week 2 · 2025–26 season
Eagles
W 20-17 at Chiefs · Sep 14, 2025
Misery Index · Miserable
Eagles fans won by three, beat the champs, and still spent the night telling everyone done with the tush push to fuck.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A.Mukuba's red-zone pick of P.Mahomes saved a game that probably shouldn't have needed saving, and J.Elliott's 58-yarder before the half papered over an offense that let T.Kelce work the middle all day. The win counts, the Dallas chants are funny, and T.Thornton's 49-yard touchdown was a reminder that this defense still bends late. Two wins, zero comfort — the formula here is interceptions and field goals, which is not a formula that travels.
What fans said
“How the fuck did we get Jihaad Campbell, he is an absolute menace out there.”
u/ThorinLutgehr▲ 127pride
“Shut the fuck up. Jeebus.”
u/Yazbremski▲ 105rage
“THE DALLAS SUCKS CHANTS IN THE POST GAME SHOW I AM DEAD 😂😂🤤😂”
u/nickwrocks1▲ 89joy
“So glad Chiefs finally got their 3-peat”
u/nnewman19▲ 69joy
“Travis Kelce acting cocky af and juggling his balls just to have his old-ass past-his-prime stone hands contribute to the loss is pure poetry”
u/TastyPancakes25▲ 65rage
“THANK YOU AND GO BIRDS!!! 🦅”
u/randomfatkid▲ 62joy
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