Week 2 · 2025–26 season
Eagles
W 20-17 at Chiefs · Sep 14, 2025
Misery Index · Miserable
Eagles fans won by three, beat the champs, and still spent the night telling everyone done with the tush push to fuck.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A.Mukuba's red-zone pick of P.Mahomes saved a game that probably shouldn't have needed saving, and J.Elliott's 58-yarder before the half papered over an offense that let T.Kelce work the middle all day. The win counts, the Dallas chants are funny, and T.Thornton's 49-yard touchdown was a reminder that this defense still bends late. Two wins, zero comfort — the formula here is interceptions and field goals, which is not a formula that travels.
What fans said
“Shut the fuck up. Jeebus.”
u/Yazbremski▲ 105rage
“THE DALLAS SUCKS CHANTS IN THE POST GAME SHOW I AM DEAD 😂😂🤤😂”
u/nickwrocks1▲ 89joy
“Travis Kelce acting cocky af and juggling his balls just to have his old-ass past-his-prime stone hands contribute to the loss is pure poetry”
u/TastyPancakes25▲ 65rage
“THANK YOU AND GO BIRDS!!! 🦅”
u/randomfatkid▲ 62joy
“So glad Chiefs finally got their 3-peat”
u/nnewman19▲ 69joy
“Literally zero ambiguity in what just happened, but he is 'done with the tush push.' Go fuck yourself.”
u/Primary_Noise2145▲ 47rage
14 more
“How the fuck did we get Jihaad Campbell, he is an absolute menace out there.”
u/ThorinLutgehr▲ 127pride
“"I'm done with the Tush Push guys" Fuck off”
u/Simayi78▲ 33rage
“Fuck the Cowboys get these shit teams off my television”
u/JD333333▲ 40rage
“The tush push discourse going on right now is giving me such immense joy 😂”
u/jloops03▲ 26joy
“Well guess what mother fucker, we’re not.”
u/SuPeRfLyKiD3▲ 53rage
“"I'm done with the tush push" go fuck yourself then”
u/sweetnwild▲ 25rage
“I don't give a fuck if you're done with the tush push pussy”
u/Sopot_CW▲ 20rage
“Omg. “I’m done with the tush push”. Stfu.”
u/YeetMeTowardsOkinawa▲ 29rage
“Jalen's 'we won the fucking game shut yo ass up' comment to Chris Jones at the end there... INJECT IT”
u/aepak▲ 28joy
“Go Birds. Fuck ice. Free Palestine.”
u/illzkla▲ 27joy
“Fuck I hate being 0-2 hypothetically.”
u/jloops03▲ 22despair
“LITERALLY NEVER BEATING THE ALLEGATIONS”
u/PhillyDaycare▲ 18rage
“Za'darius Smith is going OFF already. Amazing.”
u/Sustructu▲ 25joy
“Whoever thought American wanted to watch the end of the battle of mid over the beginning of the SB rematch needs to be taken to the train station”
u/StraightMud9831▲ 17rage