Week 1 · 2025–26 season
Eagles
W 24-20 vs Cowboys · Sep 4, 2025
Misery Index · Miserable
Eagles fans won by four and somehow spent the night madder at the refs, the announcers, and Dak's saliva than satisfied.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A four-point win that somehow feels like a near-miss: M.Sanders rips off 49 yards on one snap and then puts the ball on the turf on the next, with Q.Mitchell falling on it to flip the game. J.Hurts scrambled in twice from short range, the defense leaned on a bigger role for Jordan Davis, and Jake's 58-yarder cashed in. Still, letting D.Prescott hit C.Lamb deep at will is the kind of tape that lingers.
What fans said
“#DALLAS HAS THE WORST RECORD IN THE LEAGUE”
u/mikeb32▲ 69rage
“How about Jake and his 58 yarder?”
u/Gunningham▲ 183joy
“Big shout out to Jordan Davis, thrust into a bigger role and he showed up.”
u/OGrand▲ 133joy
“Yeah you can't fucking spit on someone bro”
u/cjlong▲ 53rage
“Yo hell yeah to Jake for drilling a fucking 58 yarder.”
u/baylithe▲ 61joy
“Dak is a fucking liar. He spit right at his feet on purpose. He was staring right at him”
u/TheBigSm0ke▲ 59rage
14 more
“EAGLES: UNDEFEATED 30 OTHER TEAMS: WINLESS, LOSSLESS DALLAS; WINLESS, WORST TEAM IN THE NFL”
u/raccoonsonbicycles▲ 54joy
“I hope Sirianni tears him a fucking new one over that. What the actual fuck”
u/BumblerNamedOy▲ 53rage
“These refs are absolutely fucking atrocious. No calls one way soft calls the other. All fucking half”
u/Cute-Contract-6762▲ 27rage
“Jesus fucking Christ. It’s the defending Super Bowl champions playing against a team that didn’t make the playoffs last year and the announcers can’t keep the Cowboys dicks out of their mouth long enough to accurately name the players correctly.”
u/misterpickles69▲ 27rage
“last season wasn’t a fluke for Zack Baun. Dude was all over the field.”
u/Peanutbuttergod48▲ 141hope
“Every touchdown scored tonight by Dallas is Jalen Carter’s fault.”
u/Gradually-Ghetto▲ 26rage
“What a dumb fucking idiot.”
u/thedemp▲ 26rage
“93 penalty yards and 7 seconds. That’s what the refs have given to the Cowboys”
u/Andrew76671▲ 24rage
“Braden Mann MVP of the game fr fr. 3 punts no returns due to perfect placement.”
u/qwertyuioper_1▲ 35joy
““Put 7 seconds back on, even though that whole play wasn’t even 7 seconds” -These stupid ass fucking refs”
u/TastyPancakes25▲ 21rage
“In fucking believable. What a stupid, selfish thing to do. Jesus fucking christ”
u/goodfreeman▲ 25rage
“One of the worst officiated games ever. Dallas getting handed points”
u/thatbarkid▲ 20rage
“Dude they are running through us. Fuck you JC”
u/jewdreammachine▲ 19rage
“Jalen carter is a fucking moron”
u/slimer-grimer▲ 19rage