Week 1 · 2025–26 season
Eagles
W 24-20 vs Cowboys · Sep 4, 2025
Misery Index · Miserable
Eagles fans won by four and somehow spent the night madder at the refs, the announcers, and Dak's saliva than satisfied.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A four-point win that somehow feels like a near-miss: M.Sanders rips off 49 yards on one snap and then puts the ball on the turf on the next, with Q.Mitchell falling on it to flip the game. J.Hurts scrambled in twice from short range, the defense leaned on a bigger role for Jordan Davis, and Jake's 58-yarder cashed in. Still, letting D.Prescott hit C.Lamb deep at will is the kind of tape that lingers.
What fans said
“How about Jake and his 58 yarder?”
u/Gunningham▲ 183joy
“last season wasn’t a fluke for Zack Baun. Dude was all over the field.”
u/Peanutbuttergod48▲ 141hope
“Big shout out to Jordan Davis, thrust into a bigger role and he showed up.”
u/OGrand▲ 133joy
“#DALLAS HAS THE WORST RECORD IN THE LEAGUE”
u/mikeb32▲ 69rage
“Yo hell yeah to Jake for drilling a fucking 58 yarder.”
u/baylithe▲ 61joy
“Dak is a fucking liar. He spit right at his feet on purpose. He was staring right at him”
u/TheBigSm0ke▲ 59rage
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