Week 18 · 2025–26 season
Eagles
L 17-24 vs Commanders · Jan 4, 2026
Misery Index · Despair
Eagles fans want Patullo fired by sunrise and Sirianni shown the door right behind him.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
J.Hunt's strip and pick gave Philadelphia a 14-point cushion of takeaways, and the offense still found a way to lose by seven. The T.McKee incompletion to K.Granson on third-and-short in the final two minutes — a deep call when a yard would do — is the snapshot, but it's hardly isolated; the play-sheet has been the loudest problem for weeks. A roster this talented shouldn't need a fanbase chanting for a coordinator's job just to feel heard.
What fans said
“that 3rd and short deep ball late in the 4th may have been the single dumbest fucking playcall I’ve ever seen.”
u/Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki▲ 105rage
“Total coaching malpractice”
u/cheffy3000▲ 81rage
“We lost this game because of Kevin Patullo. Our offensive play calling sucks.”
u/Notreallysureatall▲ 66rage
“Please Patullo can fuck right off”
u/Got_yayo▲ 39rage
“I’m legitimately going to throw a party the day Patullo gets fucking canned”
u/PhillyDaycare▲ 34rage
“Can’t “taunt” after a big play yet the NFL lets women beaters play every Sunday smh”
u/M-Mahoney▲ 31rage
14 more
“Fuck Tanner McKee for being too scared to slide for 1 yard, fuck the refs for being scared of a spinning ball, fuck the NFL for thinking a holding offsets a holding and a facemask, fuck KP for not letting Tank carry us to the 2 seed”
u/Nochtilus▲ 30rage
“I’m done with sirianni and his trash ass too”
u/Happy-Substance4885▲ 28rage
“He can never be allowed to select an OC ever again.”
u/WavesAndSaves▲ 40betrayal
“Nick did this. Don't let him escape slander.”
u/Delicious-Physics218▲ 66rage
“Congrats smitty! Never forget that man won the fucking heisman”
u/lzrfart▲ 23joy
“well, when you have 8th and goal, you're gonna eventually probably fucking score fucking joke of officiating”
u/Fun-Ratio5090▲ 21rage
“The Fact that Tank Bigsby didn’t touch the ball at all in the 4th Quarter is coaching malpractice”
u/Lerenz0118▲ 92frustration
“We're upset the dumbfuck HC and his butt buddy were at 3 and 1, and didn't run it twice.”
u/Fun-Ratio5090▲ 19rage
“Fuck you in no particular order: Nick Sirianni, for not taking the #2 seed seriously...”
u/DontAbideMendacity▲ 19rage
“Anyone who ever calls for Tanner over Jalen should be shipped straight to an insane asylum.”
u/m-torr▲ 18rage
“God DAMN do I wish I kept receipts of all the people saying to bench Hurts for Tanner because he was going to be the savior”
u/TastyPancakes25▲ 17rage
“we have to overcome our fucking kindergarten level coaching”
u/chucklemcfartsparkle▲ 72frustration
“My 8 year old son just went to his bedroom and overdosed on fentanyl after Cooper spun that ball”
u/redsunl▲ 12despair
“the theme of this season is that we handed the keys of the offense over to a first-time play caller in a SB window, for the second time.”
u/birria_tacos_▲ 163frustration