Week 18 · 2025–26 season

Eagles

L 17-24 vs Commanders · Jan 4, 2026

92

Misery Index · Despair

Eagles fans want Patullo fired by sunrise and Sirianni shown the door right behind him.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.

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What happened

J.Hunt's strip and pick gave Philadelphia a 14-point cushion of takeaways, and the offense still found a way to lose by seven. The T.McKee incompletion to K.Granson on third-and-short in the final two minutes — a deep call when a yard would do — is the snapshot, but it's hardly isolated; the play-sheet has been the loudest problem for weeks. A roster this talented shouldn't need a fanbase chanting for a coordinator's job just to feel heard.

What fans said

  • “the theme of this season is that we handed the keys of the offense over to a first-time play caller in a SB window, for the second time.”

    u/birria_tacos_▲ 163frustration

  • “that 3rd and short deep ball late in the 4th may have been the single dumbest fucking playcall I’ve ever seen.”

    u/Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki▲ 105rage

  • “The Fact that Tank Bigsby didn’t touch the ball at all in the 4th Quarter is coaching malpractice”

    u/Lerenz0118▲ 92frustration

  • “Total coaching malpractice”

    u/cheffy3000▲ 81rage

  • “we have to overcome our fucking kindergarten level coaching”

    u/chucklemcfartsparkle▲ 72frustration

  • “We lost this game because of Kevin Patullo. Our offensive play calling sucks.”

    u/Notreallysureatall▲ 66rage

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