Wild Card · 2025–26 season
Eagles
L 19-23 vs 49ers · Jan 11, 2026
Misery Index · Despair
Eagles fans counting down the minutes until Patullo's firing makes the 11-win season feel worth it.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
Two Q.Mitchell interceptions, a winnable game, and somehow the season ends with J.Hurts incomplete to D.Goedert on a fourth-quarter dagger that didn't have to be a dagger. Winning the turnover battle and still losing 23-19 is the kind of result that turns fanbases into pitchforks overnight, and the postgame conversation isn't about San Francisco — it's about whether Patullo and the conservative play-calling survive the week.
What fans said
“I am so fucking happy that I never have to watch this iteration of the Eagles again”
u/Left4Bread2▲ 484joy
“I expected to feel devastated but I honestly just feel relieved.”
u/s3aswimming▲ 350relief
“Most deserved loss by this putrid excuse of a coaching staff I’ve seen.”
u/AllEliteSchmuck▲ 273frustration
“such a fitting end to the season: - lose a yard on 1st down - Hurts abandons a clean pocket on 2nd down for no reason - WR drop - everybody covered on 4th and long, Hurts throws into triple coverage”
u/icewizzzz▲ 205frustration
“That loss was THE PERFECT loss for Sirianni's hubris. You lost after winning the turnover battle and played conservative. Fuck off.”
u/KoBxElucidator▲ 150rage
“Jalen Carter sack-a-thon prayer circle 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯”
u/GenesGeniesJeans▲ 137hope
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