Wild Card · 2025–26 season
Eagles
L 19-23 vs 49ers · Jan 11, 2026
Misery Index · Despair
Eagles fans counting down the minutes until Patullo's firing makes the 11-win season feel worth it.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
Two Q.Mitchell interceptions, a winnable game, and somehow the season ends with J.Hurts incomplete to D.Goedert on a fourth-quarter dagger that didn't have to be a dagger. Winning the turnover battle and still losing 23-19 is the kind of result that turns fanbases into pitchforks overnight, and the postgame conversation isn't about San Francisco — it's about whether Patullo and the conservative play-calling survive the week.
What fans said
“That loss was THE PERFECT loss for Sirianni's hubris. You lost after winning the turnover battle and played conservative. Fuck off.”
u/KoBxElucidator▲ 150rage
“I am so fucking happy that I never have to watch this iteration of the Eagles again”
u/Left4Bread2▲ 484joy
“Fuck Kevin Patullo forever”
u/JeffreyClose▲ 97rage
“Most deserved loss by this putrid excuse of a coaching staff I’ve seen.”
u/AllEliteSchmuck▲ 273frustration
“The Adam Schefter tweet that announces Kevin Patullo is fired is gonna cause a bigger celebration than the Death Star exploding over Endor.”
u/Ashenspire▲ 133joy
“Wasting a generational defence for Kevin Patullo to pretend to be an offensive mastermind.”
u/Trevorghost▲ 116rage
14 more
“The fact that we wasted a whole season just to get rid of Patullo is disgusting. Won't get over that for awhile. Fuck Patullo.”
u/KoreanPhones▲ 56rage
“This season was wasted because the org let the coach pick an OC. At this point they need to be fired.”
u/DrClaw77▲ 46rage
“Trent williams is such an unlikeable POS”
u/Jd23606▲ 57rage
“Fire this clown Patullo tonight, maybe he can take the 'Why are you guys such downers they won?!?!?!' idiots with him.”
u/bigcracker▲ 43rage
“why the fuck can’t Jalen / isn’t Jalen allowed to run a no huddle offense where he acts as a general”
u/PrimeHemalurgist▲ 41rage
“GENUINELY FUCK NICK SIRRIANI TOO, HE COULDVE FIRED KP AT ANY POINT BUT DICK TOO GOOD I GUESS”
u/jibwinnie▲ 38rage
“Jalen Carter sack-a-thon prayer circle 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯”
u/GenesGeniesJeans▲ 137hope
“such a fitting end to the season: - lose a yard on 1st down - Hurts abandons a clean pocket on 2nd down for no reason - WR drop - everybody covered on 4th and long, Hurts throws into triple coverage”
u/icewizzzz▲ 205frustration
“The most miserable fucking 11 win team I ever had the displeasure of watching”
u/Rickrollyourmom▲ 33despair
“Fire KP. Tonight. Don’t even wait till tomorrow.”
u/PsychologicalCase10▲ 33rage
“Kevin Patullo should never have a job again in his life”
u/nostan01▲ 32rage
“Our offensive scheme was one of the worst products ever put on a football field.”
u/terententen▲ 40rage
“I expected to feel devastated but I honestly just feel relieved.”
u/s3aswimming▲ 350relief
“Dean Blandino can suck a bag of dicks”
u/Swiftie69420▲ 24rage