Week 17 · 2025–26 season
Eagles
W 13-12 at Bills · Dec 28, 2025
Misery Index · Despair
Eagles fans watched a 13-12 win over Buffalo and somehow want Patullo fired more than they want to celebrate.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A one-point win that somehow registers as a 46-point misery spike, because the scoreboard lied about what happened. The defense forced a J.Allen fumble recovered by J.Campbell, watched B.Cooks torch them for 50 and 36, and still got bailed out only when McDermott waved off overtime and K.Shakir couldn't haul in the two-pointer. Seventeen offensive yards in the second half is the actual story, and nobody in this fanbase trusts it gets fixed.
What fans said
“NFL shows ICE recruitment ads at the end of their games and then has the gall to stick STOP HATE slogans everywhere”
u/bouncypinata▲ 142rage
“we were 1000% losing that shit in overtime so everyone say thank you to Sean McDermott for being a dumbass”
u/cumble_bumble▲ 92rage
“Vic Fangio should be able to kick Kevin Patullo in the balls once for every Eagles 3 and out”
u/areola1128▲ 57rage
“17 offensive yards in the second half…. This is what Jeffery and Howie deserve for allowing Siranni to hire his buddies off the street.”
u/IAmLaProfessor▲ 93rage
“How many times is the final narrative going to be *defense balled out until they got gassed because the limp-dicked offense couldn’t stay on the field* before something changes”
u/Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki▲ 169frustration
“The Eagles defense held Josh Allen to 12 points....in his stadium. Fucking impressive shit.”
u/KoBxElucidator▲ 78pride
14 more
“No bitch, the Superbowl was our Superbowl. Guess you wouldn't know that though.”
u/BudgetRonSwanson▲ 43rage
“this is Jalen Carter's mitt erasure!”
u/CradledMyTaters▲ 53rage
“Coop chant in away games is music to my ears”
u/EagleOne78▲ 52joy
“17 yards in 28 minutes Kevin… explain yourself terrorist.”
u/fredword12▲ 31rage
“Kevin Patullo’s garbage offense completely stabs the elite defense in the back for only the billionth time this year.”
u/crabtabulous▲ 30rage
“I want to say this was the ugliest win I’ve ever seen but I’ve watched every game this season and can’t tell anymore”
u/chillaxdude7▲ 168frustration
“Refs just making shit up at this point”
u/Ryanthecat▲ 29rage
“They fucking suck. Fuck them”
u/MikeTysonChicken▲ 28rage
“Allen gets sacked and immediately looks to the ref for a flag fucking disgusting.”
u/Relevant-Border86▲ 43rage
“Refs were against the Eagles all game in the second half.”
u/SunlitSonata24601▲ 25rage
“Patullo cant stay as OC, I dont care how this season ends. There’s an incompetence there masked by a generational defense.”
u/Amadeum▲ 33betrayal
“Patullo should be coaching for his job and instead he’s fucking choking on his own bullshit”
u/timbo1884▲ 19rage
“Fuck Josh Allen, fuck bills maffia and fuck second halves lol”
u/swln▲ 19rage
“He sucks ass and it’s a shame Howie whiffed a whole season on him.”
u/crabtabulous▲ 27rage