Week 16 · 2025–26 season
Eagles
W 29-18 at Commanders · Dec 20, 2025
Misery Index · Meh
Eagles fans toasting the Cowboys' elimination louder than their own back-to-back NFC East title.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
The Eagles clinched back-to-back NFC East titles with the J.Hurts-to-D.Goedert third-quarter touchdown swinging things for good, and C.DeJean's interception of J.Johnson sealed any lingering doubt. Still, the fanbase isn't exactly floating — there's lingering venom toward Washington's chippiness, and the early reel (a missed J.Elliott 52-yarder, the T.McLaurin 40-yard strike, a W.Shipley fumble on the opening kickoff) suggests January won't forgive sloppiness like this.
What fans said
“Don’t forget, Fuck Frankie Luvu”
u/Elvisbrows27▲ 79rage
“**BACK TO BACK NFC EAST CHAMPIONS!!! FIRST TIME IN 20+ YEARS!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!**”
u/Cageep▲ 46joy
“Fuck the Commanders. They’re dirty as fuck.”
u/eagles107▲ 45rage
“Dallas officially done. Thank ya football Jesus.”
u/3DBass▲ 32joy
“Sent Dem Boyz to the off-season”
u/traduce▲ 50joy
“Happy Cowboys elimination day!”
u/Digi-77▲ 84joy
14 more
“For a dude who ‘owns the East’ Jalen’s the first qb in 20 years to win the division back to back. You love to see it”
u/TheNewGuy13▲ 83pride
“Fuck Washington. He was ready to go with all of them.”
u/SuPeRfLyKiD3▲ 78joy
“Smitty might legitimately be my favorite Eagle ever”
u/SlapChopMyShamWow▲ 52joy
“The curse is lifted, the glory is ours.”
u/SwizzyStudios▲ 18joy
“We are two minutes away from officially saying that the Dallas Cowboys are eliminated from playoff contention.”
u/gimmethatfiletofish▲ 33joy
“#COWBOYS ELIMINATED FROM PLAYOFFS”
u/Got_yayo▲ 20joy
“Undefeated in the Tanner McKee era”
u/RicFlairs▲ 29joy
“You have lot be a sick motherfucker to enjoy the collapse of Baker, Bowles, and the Bucs.”
u/NJ_Yankees_Fan▲ 19rage
“The tush push is dead and I’m actually happy about it.”
u/RocknTheSuburbs▲ 44joy
“#0 Sainstrill is such a little bitch, if you watch the replay he started the WHOLE THING by grabbing our lineman's facemask, pushing him, and then running away I want it known, he a hoe”
u/reg_edit44▲ 18rage
“THE CURSE HAS BEEN LIFTED SUCK MY DICK REST OF THE NFCE”
u/rodrigoa1990▲ 18joy
“Honestly just happy to have broken the NFC East curse.”
u/GivesAwayTwitchStuff▲ 25joy
“Eagles win. NFC East won. Dallas out. About to head out to a Chris Lake show. Life is good.”
u/hippopotame▲ 24joy
“This the same team that banged Jalen's head and got him concussed last season. Dirty team”
u/CanuckeyFriedChicken▲ 15rage