Week 15 · 2025–26 season
Eagles
W 31-0 vs Raiders · Dec 14, 2025
Misery Index · Euphoric
Eagles fans cashing in a 31-0 shutout for a stress-free Sunday and a fully restocked hopium supply.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A 44-yard J.Hurts strike to D.Smith on the opening drive set the tone, and from there the Raiders were never within shouting distance — B.Graham collected sacks on K.Pickett like souvenirs, and the defense walked off with a shutout intact. The kind of game where the only thing left to nitpick is which sack felt best. Whether this version of the offense travels remains the open question, but for one week, nothing needed fixing.
What fans said
“We have literally NOTHING to complain about this week lol 😂”
u/Aussie-Eagle▲ 229joy
“This is my ideal game”
u/MWFlyers▲ 198joy
“seeing the D not give up any points is fkn dope”
u/Waltzer_White18▲ 172joy
“Eagles win ✅ Chiefs out ✅ (crazy yet satisfying….now let’s have the Dodgers go next season)”
u/Fandomstar88▲ 42joy
“31-0 has restored my hopium stockpile”
u/NewportStork▲ 66joy
“It's so nice to fucking destroy a team.”
u/InGenNateKenny▲ 36joy
14 more
“After that replay? Hell yeah Coop. Fuck Lockett. Throw that lil bitch around all day.”
u/StraightMud9831▲ 27rage
“Raiders had...75 total yards. That's absurd.”
u/ArcanumAntares▲ 103joy
“this pats bills game is insane holy shit”
u/Foolish_oyster▲ 27joy
“I know his 2-11 ass didn’t just mock the fly eagles fly motion”
u/RushSmooth6371▲ 17rage
“Best part about today: No Injuries”
u/Coach_Carter_on_DVD▲ 37joy
“Deeeeply satisfying to see it.”
u/s3aswimming▲ 35joy
“What a nice, stress free game.”
u/TymeOfDeath▲ 22joy
“They did it. They fucking shut em out lol”
u/willi1221▲ 15joy
“What a damn good Sunday. Birds came out and beat the brakes off a bad team like they should.”
u/StraightMud9831▲ 15joy
“Eagles held the Raiders to 75 total yards in this game. That is the fewest yards they have allowed in a game in the Super Bowl Era.”
u/coolmon▲ 34pride
“Seeing Chiefs fans calling for Andy Reid to be fired is just poetry.”
u/KoBxElucidator▲ 60joy
“I'm fine with Coop shoving that bitch Lockett”
u/CommodoreSixty4▲ 17rage
“Damn I forgot how nice it feels when our squad handles their business with no stress.”
u/briizilla▲ 19joy
“They need to shut the fuck up.”
u/KoBxElucidator▲ 19rage