Week 15 · 2025–26 season
Eagles
W 31-0 vs Raiders · Dec 14, 2025
Misery Index · Euphoric
Eagles fans cashing in a 31-0 shutout for a stress-free Sunday and a fully restocked hopium supply.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A 44-yard J.Hurts strike to D.Smith on the opening drive set the tone, and from there the Raiders were never within shouting distance — B.Graham collected sacks on K.Pickett like souvenirs, and the defense walked off with a shutout intact. The kind of game where the only thing left to nitpick is which sack felt best. Whether this version of the offense travels remains the open question, but for one week, nothing needed fixing.
What fans said
“We have literally NOTHING to complain about this week lol 😂”
u/Aussie-Eagle▲ 229joy
“This is my ideal game”
u/MWFlyers▲ 198joy
“seeing the D not give up any points is fkn dope”
u/Waltzer_White18▲ 172joy
“Raiders had...75 total yards. That's absurd.”
u/ArcanumAntares▲ 103joy
“31-0 has restored my hopium stockpile”
u/NewportStork▲ 66joy
“Seeing Chiefs fans calling for Andy Reid to be fired is just poetry.”
u/KoBxElucidator▲ 60joy
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