Week 8 · 2025–26 season
Dolphins
W 34-10 at Falcons · Oct 26, 2025
Misery Index · Euphoric
Dolphins fans squinting at a 34-10 ATL beatdown a week after looking bottom-three, unsure if it means anything.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A 34-10 demolition in Atlanta, sparked by T.Dodson scooping up B.Robinson's third-quarter fumble at the MIA 10 and a defensive front that got home on K.Cousins and stuffed T.Allgeier in the backfield. After looking bottom-three in the league a week ago, the Dolphins suddenly carved up one of the NFL's best pass defenses in its own building. Whether this is a real turn or just the cruelest possible tease before Thursday is the only question that matters.
What fans said
“We looked god *awful* last week. Bottom 3 in the NFL. Then this week comes along and we **annihilate** a .500 team in their own barn.”
u/Number333▲ 196joy
“Petition For Kevin Harlan to Call Miami Dolphins Games the Rest of the Way”
u/DMD612▲ 225joy
“I give all of my energy to the goat”
u/AlmondPDK▲ 39joy
“Did our shit team just decimate the best pass defense in the NFL???”
u/OblivionNA▲ 103joy
“Fuck Thursday, celebrate this win as much as you need to. This is the best the team has looked in a long ass time”
u/Vitex1988▲ 50joy
“FINS UP BABY”
u/OneBeerAndWhiskeyPls▲ 49joy
14 more
“I like seeing my team win games, draft position be damned.”
u/axb2002▲ 81joy
“WHERE THE EVERLOVING FLIPPING FUCK HAS THIS BEEN ALL FUCKING SEASON!?”
u/Cowbomb▲ 106frustration
“man I forgot how it feels when this team wins. Ngl I missed it #PhinsUp 🐬🐬”
u/Dazzling_Mechanic_98▲ 28joy
“I don't think there's a compilation of a play I hate more than * Crappy run * Crappy run * Throw behind LOS on 3rd and long”
u/Number333▲ 17rage
“The Falcons ran into a Miami buzz saw in every facet of the game just like we all predicted”
u/Bfi1981▲ 72pride
“Miami on top you love to see it”
u/HeavenlySedated▲ 23joy
“Some are saying we’ll never lose a game again.”
u/axb2002▲ 23joy
“I think this means we're back boys.”
u/Number333▲ 136hope
“*excited and confused Dolphins noises*”
u/MiketheTzar▲ 29joy
“Legit one of tua's best throws ever. An absolute piss missile into a mailbox slot.”
u/Terbmagic▲ 11joy
“Best game this team has played in years.”
u/_THEWATERB0Y_▲ 11joy
“The TD to Malik was the best play of the season by Tua. Good mobility to get outside the pocket, delivered a freaking laser.”
u/JustTheBeerLight▲ 14joy
“Imagine just getting absolute belt to ass from the 2025 Miami dolphins. How embarrassing”
u/TheImpresario▲ 10rage
“being 8-9 every year has lead to exactly 0 playoff wins in 20+ years”
u/tylerhockey12▲ 10despair