Week 8 · 2025–26 season

Dolphins

W 34-10 at Falcons · Oct 26, 2025

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Misery Index · Euphoric

Dolphins fans squinting at a 34-10 ATL beatdown a week after looking bottom-three, unsure if it means anything.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.

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What happened

A 34-10 demolition in Atlanta, sparked by T.Dodson scooping up B.Robinson's third-quarter fumble at the MIA 10 and a defensive front that got home on K.Cousins and stuffed T.Allgeier in the backfield. After looking bottom-three in the league a week ago, the Dolphins suddenly carved up one of the NFL's best pass defenses in its own building. Whether this is a real turn or just the cruelest possible tease before Thursday is the only question that matters.

What fans said

  • “Petition For Kevin Harlan to Call Miami Dolphins Games the Rest of the Way”

    u/DMD612▲ 225joy

  • “We looked god *awful* last week. Bottom 3 in the NFL. Then this week comes along and we **annihilate** a .500 team in their own barn.”

    u/Number333▲ 196joy

  • “I think this means we're back boys.”

    u/Number333▲ 136hope

  • “WHERE THE EVERLOVING FLIPPING FUCK HAS THIS BEEN ALL FUCKING SEASON!?”

    u/Cowbomb▲ 106frustration

  • “Did our shit team just decimate the best pass defense in the NFL???”

    u/OblivionNA▲ 103joy

  • “I like seeing my team win games, draft position be damned.”

    u/axb2002▲ 81joy

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