Week 7 · 2025–26 season
Dolphins
L 6-31 at Browns · Oct 19, 2025
Misery Index · Despair
Dolphins fans openly begging fans to torch season tickets and demanding Grier and McDaniel be fired by sunrise.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
D.Achane's 46-yard burst on the opening drive briefly suggested a pulse, then Q.Judkins answered with a 46-yard touchdown run that also took M.Fitzpatrick off the field, and the afternoon never recovered. T.Campbell's pick-six of T.Tagovailoa in the third made the 31-6 scoreline official, but the damage was structural long before that. The chants for Grier and McDaniel aren't really about one game anymore — they're about how many more of these are left.
What fans said
“We lost, BUT WAS EVERYONE ON TIME TO THE MEETINGS?”
u/guyfromthebandcake▲ 374frustration
“If Grier and McDaniel have a job tomorrow. I’m out for the season”
u/PhinsandCarboard▲ 256rage
“#THIS IS A REMINDER TO *NOT* RENEW YOUR SEASON TICKETS”
u/_EDM_▲ 159rage
“It just sucks to have to do rebuild after rebuild. This team hasn’t been consistently good since the goddamn 1990s.”
u/TheImpresario▲ 95despair
“You deserve better. We all deserve better. Fuck.”
u/Cornasium▲ 76rage
“Is this the worst Dolphins team of my life? I was born 1991.”
u/Armond404▲ 48despair
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