Week 9 · 2025–26 season

Dolphins

L 6-28 vs Ravens · Oct 30, 2025

95

Misery Index · Despair

Dolphins fans openly begging Ross to clean house, with Grier first on the chopping block and existence itself a close.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.

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What happened

The game effectively ended in the first quarter: T.Tagovailoa's fumble on a short pass to T.Washington gifted Baltimore field position, L.Jackson found M.Andrews for a 2-yard touchdown, and R.Patterson then shanked a 35-yarder wide right for good measure. By the time D.Achane was getting stuffed at the BAL 13, the scoreboard had already calcified. The fanbase isn't debating play-calling anymore — it's debating which executive should be fired first.

What fans said

  • “Please Steve Ross I beg of you, give a shit about this franchise please. Clean the fucking house.”

    u/OblivionNA▲ 187rage

  • “That 1st half was ***goddamn infuriating.***”

    u/Number333▲ 179frustration

  • “Grier needs to go first so none of our assets are decided by him”

    u/Quickdrawken▲ 131frustration

  • “If the loss hurts remember there is no meaning in life and we're just here to suffer and rot until our empty vessel of a human body breathes it's last breathe on this wasteland of a planet.”

    u/Number333▲ 107despair

  • “I am fucking dead inside. It's not just that we are bad.... we are fucking unwatchable. Absolute embarrassment.”

    u/DevmasterJ▲ 85despair

  • “the Fins have no chance until Grier is gone. I’m not a McDaniel truther by any means, but...this roster construction is just total ass.”

    u/Wenis_Aurelius▲ 76rage

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