Week 9 · 2025–26 season
Dolphins
L 6-28 vs Ravens · Oct 30, 2025
Misery Index · Despair
Dolphins fans openly begging Ross to clean house, with Grier first on the chopping block and existence itself a close.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
The game effectively ended in the first quarter: T.Tagovailoa's fumble on a short pass to T.Washington gifted Baltimore field position, L.Jackson found M.Andrews for a 2-yard touchdown, and R.Patterson then shanked a 35-yarder wide right for good measure. By the time D.Achane was getting stuffed at the BAL 13, the scoreboard had already calcified. The fanbase isn't debating play-calling anymore — it's debating which executive should be fired first.
What fans said
“If the loss hurts remember there is no meaning in life and we're just here to suffer and rot until our empty vessel of a human body breathes it's last breathe on this wasteland of a planet.”
u/Number333▲ 107despair
“Please Steve Ross I beg of you, give a shit about this franchise please. Clean the fucking house.”
u/OblivionNA▲ 187rage
“I am fucking dead inside. It's not just that we are bad.... we are fucking unwatchable. Absolute embarrassment.”
u/DevmasterJ▲ 85despair
“the Fins have no chance until Grier is gone. I’m not a McDaniel truther by any means, but...this roster construction is just total ass.”
u/Wenis_Aurelius▲ 76rage
“Grier needs to go first so none of our assets are decided by him”
u/Quickdrawken▲ 131frustration
“I feel like a dog that’s been beaten its whole life. Just sad”
u/StatusRow9320▲ 37despair
14 more
“That 1st half was ***goddamn infuriating.***”
u/Number333▲ 179frustration
“It sucks that they’re bad but man it’s actually soul sucking when they’re this unwatchable… I hate being a fan of such a shit team.”
u/Secret-Return-7341▲ 25despair
“People deserve to get fired for this and they better get fired soon.”
u/Queasy_Sector4863▲ 38rage
“Steve Ross has single-handedly convinced me that billionaires actually shouldn't exist.”
u/Successful_Arm_6508▲ 30rage
“This is a 4-13 team. This season cannot end fast enough.”
u/misterlakatos▲ 48frustration
“My wife made me go out with some people I didn’t want to hang out with that suck ass and it was still better than watching this team play.”
u/ApatheticFinsFan▲ 18despair
“im still pissed about the penalty man. every single nfl game is unwatchable because of the dogshit refs this year”
u/Notviper1▲ 17rage
“The reffing these days has made this sport almost unwatchable.”
u/No_Fortune_3458▲ 24despair
“The national pundits fucking nailed it this offseason.”
u/ApatheticFinsFan▲ 24rage
“Refs talked and even kept it called. Rigged is all you can say.”
u/Fins_99▲ 16rage
“Jesus Christ this team sucks.”
u/HisMajestyDylanMoses▲ 22despair
“this motherfucker cannot lead a comeback or change the momentum not that its possible at this point”
u/miserablefinsfan▲ 13rage
“Tua is fucking unwatchable. My goodness.”
u/MileHi49er▲ 12rage
“I just wanna see Mike take a giant shit on this team at the postgame presser tonight.”
u/Em3ritus▲ 14rage