Week 4 · 2025–26 season
Dolphins
W 27-21 vs Jets · Sep 29, 2025
Misery Index · Uneasy
Dolphins fans toasting a win over the Jets while quietly wondering if the defense and Hill's career are both cooked.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
Three forced fumbles — including Ja.Phillips scooping up the T.Dodson strip-sack and a recovered muffed kickoff — papered over the kind of defensive breakdown that gets coordinators fired, namely J.Fields jogging 43 yards untouched for a score. T.Tagovailoa found D.Waller and J.Waddle when it mattered, and the scoreboard says win, but a victory that required this many Jets gifts isn't exactly proof of life.
What fans said
“The Miami Dolphins Have Won a Football Game!”
u/DMD612▲ 251joy
“A win but at what cost? That’s the only thought that comes to mind for this one.”
u/OblivionNA▲ 196frustration
“IF YOU WEREN'T WITH US AT 0-17 DON'T BE WITH US AT 1-16 LET'S GO BABY FINS UP”
u/abacus-wizard▲ 190pride
“WE MAY BE ASS, BUT YOU KNOW WHOSE WORSE: **THE FUCKING NEW YORK JETS!**”
u/Trevastation▲ 148rage
“POP THE CHAMPAGNE! WINLESS NO MORE!”
u/Number333▲ 125joy
“please take me behind the barn shoot me.”
u/Number333▲ 100frustration
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