NHL · Week of Oct 26–Nov 1
Vancouver Canucks
1-2 this week · @ ANA, @ SJS, vs TOR
Misery Index · Meh · ▼ from 66
Lekki's breakout bought one night of peace before the room started lobbying for an empty net over Lank.
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Tue, Oct 27W 6-5@ ANA36
- Thu, Oct 29L 2-3@ SJS45
- Sat, Oct 31L 2-4vs TOR68
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
Worst game: Sat, Oct 31, L 2-4 vs Toronto Maple Leafs
In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.
What happened
Vancouver opened the week by outlasting Anaheim 6-5, a night fans spent celebrating Lekki becoming "a legit NHLer." The glow lasted two days. A 2-3 loss in San Jose was the turning point, with one fan admitting "every time I hear Stenberg, my heart hurts," and a 2-4 home loss to Toronto finished the slide to 1-2. Goaltending took the heat, as one fan suggested "the empty net has a better GAA than Lank." Misery dropped from last week anyway, which says plenty about last week.
What fans said
“every time I hear Stenberg, my heart hurts”
u/blackorchid_x▲ 26despair
“I'm a petty bitch, just wanna say fuck you to all those Petey haters still out there who wanted to trade him for a bag of pucks.”
u/NUTIAG▲ 23rage
“The empty net has a better GAA than Lank, has Malhotra considered playing 6-on-5 for a full 60?”
u/-bunka-▲ 19rage
“Commentators need to get the leafs cock out of their mouths geez”
u/Material-Mine5072▲ 17rage
“Contracts a year away from kicking on a 20 year old defenseman and youre calling it worse than loui eriksson, jay beagle and fuckin (fuck) messier.”
u/ElliottFriedmansChin▲ 17rage
“It’s only a matter of time until ducks fans realize how fucked they are with the Leo and cutter contracts.”
u/Historical-Driver-45▲ 15rage
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