NHL · Week of Nov 2–8 · in progress, updates daily
Vancouver Canucks
0-2 this week · vs ANA, @ WPG
Misery Index · Miserable · ▲ from 50
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Tue, Nov 3L 4-5vs ANA61
- Thu, Nov 5L 2-6@ WPG86
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
Worst game: Thu, Nov 5, L 2-6 @ Winnipeg Jets
In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.
What fans said
“Hell yeah. Another loss due to Lankinen being fucking steaming dogshit.”
u/TheAngryChickaD▲ 26rage
“That penalty on Ohgren was so fucking weak”
u/ArrrCeee▲ 25rage
“Lanks is done. You know it’s affecting him mentally now. Hes the worst goalie in league history. Not even a joke.”
u/Fergyfoo▲ 24despair
“Its like knowing you need to replace your family's old crumbling farmhouse from the 1800s, but then you watch it get bulldozed and burnt down and then a dog pees on the ashes and it hurts just the same.”
u/carbonized_milk▲ 18despair
“You dont win with a goalie that cant maintain even a fuckin .800”
u/TheAngryChickaD▲ 15rage
“I have never seen a goalie fall off as bad as Lankinen has holy FUCK that’s bad”
u/aquasburner▲ 14rage
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