NHL · Week of Oct 12–18
Dallas Stars
2-1 this week · vs COL, @ COL, @ CHI
Misery Index · Content · ▲ from 19
Two wins and a shutout, yet the refs still lived rent-free until Otter and the Finnish mafia quieted the room.
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Tue, Oct 13L 2-3vs COL51
- Wed, Oct 14W 3-2@ COL56
- Sat, Oct 17W 4-0@ CHI13
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
Worst game: Wed, Oct 14, W 3-2 @ Colorado Avalanche
In-game fan misery, every 15 minutes.
What happened
Two weeks ago this fanbase was content. Then Colorado came to town, took a 3-2 decision, and the group chat turned on its own: "dog shit 5v5/6v5 team." The rematch in Denver flipped it, a 3-2 win soundtracked by complaints that Kadri survived "3 missed calls on one shift," plus the standard grumbling about a "cheap shot." Chicago got blanked 4-0 Saturday, which bought everyone back to "I LOVE FINNISH MAFIA." Misery still doubled on a 2-1 week. That's hockey fandom accounting.
What fans said
“Sorry Guys. Otter is so washed. ZERO rushing yards. Not acceptable.”
u/OneofMany▲ 67frustration
“Like how is that even fucking possible. Dog shit 5v5/ 6v5 team”
u/diggydale99▲ 33rage
“I hate the Avs even more than I did this time yesterday”
u/LimeyTart▲ 28rage
“now I want Hintz to get revenge on macbitch for hurting his hand with his dumb face”
u/behemothbowks▲ 27rage
“shoutout Kadri for getting away with a pick, an embellishment and a swatting the stick away 3 missed calls on one shift is a GOAT type shift right there. fucking refs”
u/WhiteBoyFlipz▲ 20rage
“I am so fucking tired of Glen absolutely attaching Steel to fucking Rants hip every game”
u/diggydale99▲ 19rage
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