MLB · Week of May 11–17

Philadelphia Phillies

5-1 this week · 24-23 overall · @ BOS, @ PIT

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Misery Index · Euphoric · ▼ from 35

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Tue, May 12W 2-1@ BOS6
  • Wed, May 13L 1-3@ BOS79
  • Thu, May 14W 3-1@ BOS16
  • Fri, May 15W 11-9@ PIT18
  • Sat, May 16W 6-0@ PIT10
  • Sun, May 17W 6-0@ PIT10

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “After his 2 HR night tonight, Kyle Schwarber is the fastest player ever to hit 20 HR.”

    u/RoadKiehl2▲ 523joy

  • “So glad this dude is gonna retire in red pinstripes.”

    u/SOUTHWESTERNEGGROLLS▲ 299joy

  • “May stats. 3 starts. 24 innings. 0 runs. Dominant.”

    u/dhjxjxj▲ 267pride

  • “trust me. this is where bohm stands when he plays third.”

    u/UsernameRedacted1101▲ 261joy

  • “He looked so genuinely happy to be hugging Elmo.”

    u/RealMaxHours▲ 233joy

  • “Superman has a poster of Chris Sanchez on his bedroom wall”

    u/shnoogle111▲ 200joy

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