MLB · Week of May 11–17
Philadelphia Phillies
5-1 this week · 24-23 overall · @ BOS, @ PIT
Misery Index · Euphoric · ▼ from 35
The week, game by game
Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.
- Tue, May 12W 2-1@ BOS6
- Wed, May 13L 1-3@ BOS79
- Thu, May 14W 3-1@ BOS16
- Fri, May 15W 11-9@ PIT18
- Sat, May 16W 6-0@ PIT10
- Sun, May 17W 6-0@ PIT10
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.
What fans said
“After his 2 HR night tonight, Kyle Schwarber is the fastest player ever to hit 20 HR.”
u/RoadKiehl2▲ 523joy
“So glad this dude is gonna retire in red pinstripes.”
u/SOUTHWESTERNEGGROLLS▲ 299joy
“May stats. 3 starts. 24 innings. 0 runs. Dominant.”
u/dhjxjxj▲ 267pride
“trust me. this is where bohm stands when he plays third.”
u/UsernameRedacted1101▲ 261joy
“He looked so genuinely happy to be hugging Elmo.”
u/RealMaxHours▲ 233joy
“Superman has a poster of Chris Sanchez on his bedroom wall”
u/shnoogle111▲ 200joy
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