Philadelphia Phillies

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

• Mon, May 4W 1-0@ MIA28
• Tue, May 5W 9-1vs ATH23
• Wed, May 6W 6-3vs ATH30
• Thu, May 7L 1-12vs ATH51
• Fri, May 8L 7-9vs COL84
• Sat, May 9W 9-3vs COL7
• Sun, May 10W 6-0vs COL21

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

What fans said

• “elmo showed up and now the team is hitting baseballs. don’t question it.”

  u/lster944▲ 276joy

• “That was an absolute gem. I'm so glad I witnessed that. No way AI could ever do that”

  u/Bucks_Deleware▲ 114joy

• “I’m telling you, Aaron Nola is as cracked as he is jacked. I saw him at a Wawa the other day buying Monster and adult diapers. I asked him what the diapers were for and he said ”they contain my full power so I don’t completely shit on these kids“”

  u/beau9292▲ 84joy

• “EVERYDAY MARSHY!!! SUCK IT HATERS!! 😂”

  u/Slothapalooza▲ 71joy

• “I never thought it would happen. Crow never tasted so good.”

  u/BygmesterFinnegan▲ 70joy

• “So YOURE the one who bought the Kenny lofton shirsey!”

  u/tuenthe463▲ 58joy

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