MLB · Week of May 18–24

Philadelphia Phillies

2-4 this week · 26-27 overall · vs CIN, vs CLE

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Misery Index · Content · ▲ from 23

The week, game by game

Each game's fan misery, from first comment to the next game. ● marks a blowup.

  • Mon, May 18W 5-4vs CIN18
  • Tue, May 19L 1-4vs CIN48
  • Wed, May 20L 4-9vs CIN53
  • Fri, May 22L 0-1vs CLE83
  • Sat, May 23W 3-0vs CLE12
  • Sun, May 24L 1-3vs CLE47

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the week, every six hours. Up is worse. Dashed lines are games.

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What fans said

  • “Throw the city uniforms in the fire right now.. How do They suck so bad when they wearing them? I honestly think it’s a player protest. Because they are so fucking ugly.”

    u/Present-Spring-1340▲ 221rage

  • “Well, obviously he's sick; he's gone two games in a row without hitting a homer.”

    u/TRJF▲ 202frustration

  • “So he deserves an apology for hitting .200 in his prime?”

    u/Individual_Ad_6768▲ 118frustration

  • “I'm ready for some bullshit reason why he doesn't end up here though.”

    u/Neonyze▲ 118frustration

  • “>”Dad, how bad were the 2024-2026 City Connect jerseys” >”They made us miss the all red batting practice jerseys” >”oh god””

    u/SecondHandFood▲ 66despair

  • “Shut the fuck up, Doug, you fucking skunk!”

    u/Fartfully▲ 47rage

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