College Football · Week 3 · Sep 14–20
#25 Virginia
L 27-38 vs West Virginia · Sat, Sep 19 · Duke’s Mayo Classic · 2-1 overall
Misery Index · Miserable · ▲ from 61
Two games of goodwill vanished in one night, and the room is already drafting Des Kitchings' exit letter.
What happened
Virginia dropped its home date with West Virginia 27-38, and the mood went down with it, misery climbing from 59 to 71 in a single Saturday. The turning point was the moment the defense stopped resembling one, which fans noticed loudly: "Defense was ass." The coordinator took the heaviest fire, one fan insisting "Des didn't deserve another season," another picturing "Tony Elliott and Des Kitchings with hot diarrhea just running down their legs." At 2-1, the optimism had a very short shelf life.
What fans said
“Pretty sad performance. Des didn't deserve another season. Defense was ass.”
u/YakFull8300▲ 87rage
“Tony Elliott and Des Kitchings with hot diarrhea just running down their legs.”
u/Simba_Swish▲ 62rage
“also the UVagina kid can be added to the list of grievances.”
u/Dingareth▲ 26frustration
“WVU boutta take the ball home for 24 years”
u/Simba_Swish▲ 19despair
“What kind of BS call was that????!”
u/sleepy_heartburn▲ 11rage
“What the fuck are we doing and also since when is laying out a blocker a penalty”
u/ThrowRA99▲ 10rage
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