College Football · Week 0 · Aug 24–30

#14 USC

W 42-26 vs San José State · Sat, Aug 29 · 1-0 overall

60

Misery Index · Uneasy

A 16-point win over San José State, and the room is already writing eulogies for the second string.

What happened

USC opened with a 42-26 win over San José State and somehow left the building grumbling. The turning point wasn't a touchdown; it was the moment the starters came off and the fourth quarter turned into a scrimmage the Trojans were losing. "Putrid fourth QTR .. our second strings are bad," one fan noted, while another settled on "our second/third string defense is really, really rough lol," that laugh doing a lot of heavy lifting. A 1-0 start, and the depth chart is already the story.

What fans said

  • “Our second/third string defense is really, really rough lol”

    u/brokentr0jan▲ 372frustration

  • “We lose any starters we are in big trouble.”

    u/Zaxl▲ 166frustration

  • “Our depth on defense looks horrible. Our backups got cooked”

    u/brokentr0jan▲ 62frustration

  • “You could be at the beach instead of roasting in 100 degree heat”

    u/MrBoase▲ 45sarcasm

  • “Putrid fourth QTR .. our second strings are bad..”

    u/USCGradtoMEMPHIS▲ 40frustration

  • “OMG these half time commentators on NBC are awful!!!”

    u/wersc▲ 10frustration

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