College Football · Week 2 · Sep 7–13
UCF
L 7-12 at Pittsburgh · Sat, Sep 12 · 1-1 overall
Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 22
Seven points at Pitt reduced the room to a bathroom metaphor and a Taylor Swift confession about being the problem.
The emotional rollercoaster
UCF fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
UCF went to Pittsburgh and lost 7-12, which sounds like a defensive triumph until you notice who scored seven. The turning point wasn't a play so much as a realization, somewhere in the second half, that the touchdown already on the board was the only one coming. One fan described the offense as resembling "when you throw up and poop at the same time," which is unkind but difficult to refute. Another simply offered: "it's me, hi. i'm the problem it's me." At 1-1, the Knights have scored enough points to beat almost nobody.
What fans said
“UCF offense resembles when you throw up and poop at the same time”
u/Citruspilled▲ 127rage
“*pokes UCF offense with a stick* C'mon, do something.”
u/Tarlcabot18▲ 61frustration
“it's me, hi. i'm the problem it's me”
u/Whitetiger9876▲ 50despair
“WHY CAN'T ANY OF OUR QBS STAY HEALTHY FOR HALF A SEASON AND OR BE GOOD GABRIEL GOT INJURED IN 2021 PLUMLEE IN 2022 AND 2023 ALL OF THEM FROM 2024 AND 2025 MINUS DAVI AND RIZK NOW BARNETT AND WHOEVER OUR BACKUP IS”
u/SportsCat4▲ 36rage
“Any of you fat fucks got eligibility? I legitimately believe any redditor would block better than our o-line did today”
u/yomama1211▲ 24rage
“For the love of God can someone from the Florida government find a way to fire to our president who's definitely guilty of embezzlement and our idiot AD whos sent UCF athletics back too 2009.”
u/Sad_Bolt▲ 11rage
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