College Football · Week 3 · Sep 14–20
UCF
W 44-30 vs Georgia State · Sat, Sep 19 · 2-1 overall
Misery Index · Despair · ▼ from 95
A 14-point win that felt like an audit, with the announcer calling them USF just to finish the job.
What happened
UCF won 44-30 over Georgia State and nobody in the stadium seemed to enjoy it. The turning point was the yardage column: getting "outgained 2-1 in our own stadium" against a Sun Belt visitor turned a comfortable final score into an indictment. Fans tallied a "4th straight year" of this product and found the energy to be angrier at a broadcaster who kept saying USF, demanding he "go bag fries at Wendy's." At 2-1, misery dropped from 89 to 78. A win did that. Barely.
What fans said
“This announcer calling us USF should go bag fries at Wendy’s”
u/onewildmeme▲ 12frustration
“This is insane. These GA St kids are just straight up clowning our defense. Props to them.”
u/LlamasAreFun4▲ 11frustration
“Being outgained 2-1 in our own stadium. I know gsu is a good g5 program but it is fucking embarrassing that we put a product this bad on the field for what, a 4th straight year?”
u/Inexite▲ 8rage
“Well another season in the shitter probably”
u/urchisilver▲ 5despair
“We're not winning another game this year.”
u/Tarlcabot18▲ 5despair
“They're already beating the shit out of us, they don't need your help refs.”
u/Tarlcabot18▲ 5rage
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