College Football · Week 3 · Sep 14–20
#24 Oklahoma
W 14-6 vs New Mexico · Sat, Sep 19 · 2-1 overall
Misery Index · Despair · ▲ from 91
A 14-6 survival against New Mexico has Sooner fans already measuring this offense for a Georgia-sized coffin.
The emotional rollercoaster
Oklahoma fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Oklahoma beat New Mexico 14-6 and somehow felt worse for it, moving to 2-1 while the misery index climbed from 85 to 93. The turning point wasn't a play so much as a realization, somewhere in the second half, that this offense wasn't going to look better against anyone. One fan called it "worse than 2024," adding that he's "worried Venables lost the team in week 2." Another skipped ahead, predicting Georgia would "commit unspeakable crimes against us next weekend." A win nobody enjoyed, followed by dread.
What fans said
“I can't wait to see UGAball in a wagon for the rest of the season in r/cfbball”
u/SquirrelWarSurvivor▲ 334sarcasm
“Correction: Mateer, the OL, and Arbuckle will allow Georgia to commit unspeakable crimes against us next weekend”
u/IllRest2396▲ 149despair
“This offense is worse than 2024 bros. I’m worried Venables lost the team in week 2.”
u/Strict_Snow1996▲ 77despair
“OU averaged 2 yards rushing! The longest carry was 9 yards.”
u/logic_underload▲ 36frustration
“I’m literally sick to my stomach thinking about the rest of this season with this offense. I don’t see another win.”
u/BoomerUrSooner▲ 33despair
“Fuck that, if BV can't put together a functional offense with his third OC in five seasons... he makes bad coordinator hires.”
u/AndrewinDC▲ 14rage
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