College Football · Week 2 · Sep 7–13
#7 Miami
W 77-7 vs Florida A&M · Thu, Sep 10 · 2-0 overall
What happened
Miami spent Thursday night doing arithmetic homework against Florida A&M, finishing 77-7 and moving to 2-0. The turning point came before kickoff, when the schedule was signed: there was never a version of this evening that told anyone anything. The fanbase treated it accordingly, half-watching, counting backups, arguing about a quarterback situation that the scoreboard refused to clarify. Seventy-seven points and no new information is a strange kind of wealth. Nobody celebrates a mirror that only shows what it is told to show.