College Football · Week 3 · Sep 14–20
#5 Miami
W 33-20 at Wake Forest · Fri, Sep 18 · 3-0 overall
Misery Index · Miserable
Miami won by 13 and the room still filed it as a moral loss, with Cristobal kneeling it out like a hostage.
The emotional rollercoaster
Miami fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
Miami left Winston-Salem 33-20 winners and 3-0 overall, and the fanbase spent the night arguing about whether that counted. The turning point was the holding call in the end zone that handed Wake a safety, a sequence one fan called "brutal," and it set the tone for everything after. By the end, Cristobal was kneeling on it, which prompted the week's defining question: "Miami scored more points, but Wake scared Cristobal enough to make him kneel at the end of the game. So who really won tonight?" Undefeated, unconvinced.
What fans said
“Miami scored more points, but Wake scared Cristobal enough to make him kneel at the end of the game. So who really won tonight?”
u/The_Crane69▲ 809frustration
“Holding in the endzone for the safety was brutal”
u/Sheepies123▲ 462rage
“The field goal call was insanity. Classic Cristobal.”
u/phranq▲ 81frustration
“Yo Wake Forest looks fucking legit!! Their WRs were TORCHING our DBs.”
u/gangissimo▲ 80frustration
“please think about the 1/4 roster we have in the hospital.”
u/note_9▲ 34despair
“Shut the fuck up already ya fucking losers”
u/white2234▲ 21rage
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