College Football · Week 4 · Sep 21–27

Maryland

L 3-54 vs UCLA · Sat, Sep 26 · 2-2 overall

96

Misery Index · Despair · = from 92

Down 54-3 to UCLA, the boos weren't loud enough, and quitting on the coach is the only tradition left.

Limited dataabout 243 Maryland fan comments in the r/CFB game thread.

What happened

Maryland lost 3-54 to UCLA, and the turning point was less a play than a realization, somewhere in the middle of it, that nobody in College Park wearing a helmet was still interested in the outcome. The season splits 2-2, which sounds respectable until the box score is read aloud. In the stands, patience curdled into volume: "The boo's are not fucking loud enough." Elsewhere, recognition. "You're telling me the team that quit on their coach the last two years has done it again?" Familiarity is its own kind of injury.

What fans said

  • “You’re telling me the team that quit on their coach the last two years has done it again? Noooooo”

    u/Wicked_UMD▲ 12despair

  • “What are we even doing out there?”

    u/ravaille▲ 12frustration

  • “The boo's are not fucking loud enough.”

    u/iPutOldBayonPussy▲ 11rage

  • “I want him and his staff gone tn.”

    u/aninannap▲ 11rage

  • “Guys, I think Kevin Willard was right, but also fuck that guy.”

    u/shelled15▲ 9frustration

  • “This may be one of the sloppiest games i’ve been to in years”

    u/SEND_ME_YOUR_CAULK▲ 7frustration

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