College Football · Week 2 · Sep 7–13
#22 Houston
W 77-6 vs Southern · Sat, Sep 12 · 2-0 overall
Misery Index · Euphoric · ▼ from 33
Six quarterbacks, 77 points, and the biggest debate was Zane Smith's hair versus Canon Toon's name.
Limited dataabout 204 Houston fan comments in the r/CFB game thread.
What happened
Houston beat Southern 77-6, and the scoreboard stopped being the point somewhere around the third or fourth quarterback. That was the turn: once the starters were done, the backups kept scoring anyway, and the fanbase settled into cataloguing the roster instead of the result. One rundown of takeaways led with "Zane Smith has a beautiful head of hair," then noted "4 of the 6 QB's we played scored," then marveled at names like Canon Toon. At 2-0, misery dropped from 45 to 2. Nobody trusts it yet, but nobody's arguing either.
What fans said
“Game take aways: 1) Zane Smith has a beautiful head of hair 2) 4 of the 6 QB's we played scored 2) We have a QB name Canon Toon and another one whose last name is Sock.”
u/StickMammoth7783▲ 32joy
“Watching him I’m so excited about the future of Cougar football”
u/Business_Permit_3686▲ 9hope
“Didn’t realize he was such a highly rated recruit. That run after catch was beautiful.”
u/Podoboo322▲ 7joy
“The OL on that series was all 2nd string guys. We just blew them over. The future looks really bright !!!”
u/15Warrior15▲ 7hope
“That was a hell of a showing Coogs. On to Tech.”
u/twoscoopsofpig▲ 7pride
“Yup. Went up 35-0 then put in Keisean.”
u/Key_Spinach▲ 6joy
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