College Football · Week 1 · Aug 31–Sep 6

#23 Houston

W 33-20 vs Oregon State · Sat, Sep 5 · 1-0 overall

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A 13-point win that felt like a warning, with Atkinson carving them up and the playoff talk quietly shelved.

What happened

Houston opened 1-0 with a 33-20 win over Oregon State, and the fanbase celebrated the way one celebrates a passing dental exam. The turning point wasn't a play so much as a realization: Cougar fans watched Atkinson carve up the secondary and quietly filed the Big 12 championship talk away for later. "I'll take a good dub but whew that QB Atkinson absolutely pieced us up," one wrote. Another admitted being "disappointed" after a victory. September honesty is a cruel thing.

What fans said

  • “I’ll take a good dub but whew that QB Atkinson absolutely pieced us up.”

    u/Podoboo322▲ 312frustration

  • “Love that we got a win, but I’m cool off the Big 12 championship and playoff talk until I see more. Can’t lie I’m disappointed. OSU is solid”

    u/BaconSpinachPancakes▲ 107frustration

  • “We need coverage linebackers. Mayo and James were good on the outside but our middle was free use”

    u/MadeByMillennial▲ 83frustration

  • “Hughes and Wiggy, great. Secondary, not great.”

    u/deepayes▲ 20frustration

  • “That [MONSTER]XII logo is so goddamn ugly. I really dislike it.”

    u/seemtobedead▲ 10frustration

  • “As soon as they stop garbling LSU”

    u/VamonosChildren▲ 6frustration

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