College Football · Week 3 · Sep 14–20

#22 Houston

L 26-28 at #13 Texas Tech · Fri, Sep 18 · 2-1 overall

72

Misery Index · Miserable · ▲ from 2

Two-point losses have become a lifestyle in Houston, and the room has stopped pretending otherwise.

What fans said

  • “I am genuinely so tired of losing games by 2 points.”

    u/ohitsthedeathstar▲ 1.4kdespair

  • “Fuck my stupid chungus life man”

    u/eliwood5837▲ 126rage

  • “What a good game but god damn. It stings to lose to Tech AGAIN.”

    u/faps_to_rocks▲ 102frustration

  • “Hey BIG 10, that's what a review center looks like!”

    u/StickMammoth7783▲ 19sarcasm

  • “That may be the closest game I've seen in the 'game of inches' sense. Like, geometrically the closest game. Heartbreaking.”

    u/twoscoopsofpig▲ 14despair

  • “The one thing us and tech agree 100% on. Expand the fucking PUF.”

    u/Yourfavoriteindian▲ 12frustration

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