College Football · Week 6 · Oct 5–11

California

W 25-20 vs Virginia Tech · Sat, Oct 10 · 3-3 overall

72

Misery Index · Miserable · ▼ from 98

A win over Virginia Tech, and the room still spent the night asking whether anyone likes Cal football.

The emotional rollercoaster

California fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.

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What happened

Cal won, 25-20 over Virginia Tech, and the fanbase responded like a jury reading back a verdict it didn't like. The turning point wasn't a snap; it was the realization that a victory barely moved the needle, misery sliding only from 98 to 72. A 3-3 team got a win and the top comment was "Does any of us like cal football?" Another fan had already decided Tosh "is a dipshit." When the good weeks feel like this, the bad ones hardly need to show up.

What fans said

  • “Does any of us like cal football?”

    u/EdJewCated▲ 29despair

  • “If we had this OC, we would have won that game against UCLA.”

    u/Due_Ask_8032▲ 14frustration

  • “if Cal were to turn undeserving losses into wins we'd be National Champs at least twice in the 2000s.”

    u/pietya▲ 14sarcasm

  • “We were literally running plays against you that had never been practiced.”

    u/GrumpyTartan▲ 12frustration

  • “Bro, Tosh is a dipshit. I’m sold that he’s not a good head coach.”

    u/tc3590▲ 6rage

  • “Yeah I’ve somehow seen enough of Tosh, I’m done”

    u/henreiman▲ 6betrayal

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