College Football · Week 8 · Oct 19–25
Arizona State
W 28-17 vs Kansas State · Sat, Oct 24 · 4-3 overall
Misery Index · Uneasy · = from 63
A win over Kansas State was fun, yet the room still wants Cutter Boley banished to the shadow realm.
The emotional rollercoaster
Arizona State fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
A 28-17 win over Kansas State moved Arizona State to 4-3, and the misery needle barely twitched, from 63 to 62, which tells you plenty about how the victory was received. The turning point wasn't a play so much as a position: the quarterback spot, where one fan's verdict was "QB107, I'd rather see literally anyone else on the roster play QB," and another asked that Cutter Boley be banished "to the shadow realm." Winning used to settle arguments. Now it just gives them a longer runway.
What fans said
“QB107, I’d rather see literally anyone else on the roster play QB”
u/DillyDillySzn▲ 52frustration
“Well that was fun! Please banish Cutter Boley to the shadow realm. Never want to see him on the field again.”
u/420BlzItRocko▲ 44rage
“He was seeing $2 million in NIL down the drain”
u/IAmTheNick96▲ 34frustration
“Fette played above average, and that was really all he needed to do. Boley aint that guy”
u/Anakin_Cringewalker▲ 32frustration
“Completely different team when an actual American football quarterback is out on the field. Who could’ve expected that?”
u/buddaaaa▲ 30frustration
“Boley is literally the soul eater, whenever he touches the field the entire team dies”
u/DillyDillySzn▲ 9rage
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