College Football · Week 7 · Oct 12–18
Arizona State
L 25-53 at #10 Texas Tech · Sat, Oct 17 · 3-3 overall
Misery Index · Uneasy · ▼ from 72
A pick-six before the popcorn was done set the tone, and Tempe spent the rest venting about Ashton Stamps.
The emotional rollercoaster
Arizona State fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
The trip to Lubbock ended 53-25, and Arizona State fans knew where it was headed before most of them had settled in. The local feed cut over, and roughly two minutes later came the pick six that set the tone, one fan noting flatly that "this QB is ass." Ashton Stamps caught his own share of blame, described in terms that would not clear a network censor. At 3-3, the misery actually ticked down this week, which says plenty about last week.
What fans said
“Not even 2 mins after the local feed cuts to the game, Pick 6 Tech This QB is ass.”
u/eddie_vercetti▲ 10rage
“Actually can we go back to commercials 😭😭😭”
u/Anakin_Cringewalker▲ 10despair
“Holy fuck we might not even make a bowl this year”
u/Formal_Potential2198▲ 8despair
“This doesn’t even matter, we’re a basketball school … wait. Fuck.”
u/HelioFilter▲ 8despair
“Ashton Stamps is a fucking terrorist”
u/BradyGalaxy▲ 7rage
“Fucking embarrassing. Just fucking embarrassing.”
u/Wyden_long▲ 7rage
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