College Football · Week 6 · Oct 5–11
#6 Alabama
L 17-20 vs #2 Georgia · Sat, Oct 10 · 5-1 overall
Misery Index · Miserable · ▲ from 9
Three points short of Georgia, and the room has already diagnosed the defensive staff's crayon diet.
The emotional rollercoaster
Alabama fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.
What happened
A week earlier the misery meter sat at 9, which in Tuscaloosa counts as bliss. Then Georgia came to town and left with a 17-20 win, dropping Alabama to 5-1 and spiking the index to 78. The turning point, by fan consensus, was the decision to keep Lee on the field past the first quarter, prompting accusations that the defensive staff was "chowing down on glue sticks and crayons on the sidelines." A no-call drew simpler commentary: "Actually fuck off." One loss, and the honeymoon is scheduled for demolition.
What fans said
“Our defensive staff must be absolutely chowing down on glue sticks and crayons on the sidelines for them to think it was a good idea for Lee to be in the game after the first or second quarter.”
u/Huge_Employment_6424▲ 29frustration
“Actually fuck off. HIT BEFORE THE BALL LITERALLY HITS THE WR”
u/stricky_03▲ 10rage
“First the bullshit with the clock then that review? Refs have been some kind of incompetent tonight.”
u/WesternBloc▲ 9rage
“Refs are fucking everyone here”
u/DellFlightSim▲ 8rage
“FUCK YOU AUBURN clap clap clapclapclap”
u/Saban2024▲ 7rage
“Not calling targeting on that play is near game-fixing levels of ridiculousness.”
u/dragonbornrito▲ 7rage
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