College Football · Week 5 · Sep 28–Oct 4

#7 Alabama

W 56-23 at #16 Mississippi State · Sat, Oct 3 · 5-0 overall

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Misery Index · Euphoric · ▼ from 26

A 56-23 romp has Bama fans already filing Keelon Russell under Mac-Tua-Bryce and savoring the sub's hate.

The emotional rollercoaster

Alabama fans’ misery during the game, every 15 minutes. Up is worse.

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What happened

Alabama went to Starkville and left with a 56-23 win, which moved the record to 5-0 and dropped the misery index from 36 to 17, the lowest reading the fanbase has posted all year. The turning point wasn't a play so much as a realization: Keelon Russell looked like the answer, and one fan said he's "giving me that Mac/Tua/Bryce kinda feeling," a sentence that carries three national titles in it. Elsewhere, "the hate for Bama in this sub always amuses me." Contentment is a strange costume on this crowd.

What fans said

  • “Keelon Russell is giving me that Mac/Tua/Bryce kinda feeling”

    u/AegisPlays314▲ 74joy

  • “Kamario going to eat a mushroom at halftime and come out 17 feet tall. I’ve seen this game plan work so many times”

    u/sctider▲ 37hope

  • “the hate for Bama in this sub always amuses me.”

    u/KingOfTheSouth▲ 35joy

  • “could be ten straight followed by another ten straight”

    u/moslof_flosom▲ 20hope

  • “I think even Bama running backs are shocked at how many yards they're getting per carry. 😬”

    u/TheCudder▲ 16joy

  • “*wipes tear from eye* God i love that we can run the ball”

    u/Gullible_Classroom71▲ 15joy

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