College Football · Week 4 · Sep 21–27
#8 Alabama
W 49-18 vs South Carolina · Sat, Sep 26 · 4-0 overall
Misery Index · Euphoric · ▼ from 47
A 49-18 cruise left the room calm enough to start drafting Shane Beamer's analyst resume for him.
Limited datapart of this game thread is missing from the Reddit archive.
What happened
Alabama handled South Carolina 49-18, and the turning point was less a single snap than the moment the margin stopped feeling competitive and the comment section pivoted from football to career counseling for the visiting sideline. "Shane Beamer— get ready to learn Analyst, buddy," one fan offered, with another noting it's "too bad for him the Saban School For Coaches Who Don't Know How To Coach Good closed its doors." Misery dropped from 53 to 36. At 4-0, contentment is the scariest stage, because Alabama fans only know how to enjoy things retroactively.
What fans said
“Shane Beamer— get ready to learn Analyst, buddy.”
u/SynopticSolution▲ 697sarcasm
“Too bad for him the Saban School For Coaches Who Don't Know How To Coach Good closed its doors”
u/ShinyTotodile24▲ 415sarcasm
“If this were the Saban years, Beamer would already be signing his contract to join Nick's school on the field”
u/ShevanelWozzeck▲ 73sarcasm
“The lack of discipline and the weird clapping after mistakes… that SCAR coach looked so stupid tonight.”
u/JGMedicine▲ 53frustration
“This game brought to you by your local boxing gym.”
u/Felix-Alea98▲ 32sarcasm
“God, the era of Mikes, somehow still too soon to bring up.”
u/r1mbaud▲ 15despair
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