Week 10 · 2025–26 season
Commanders
L 22-44 vs Lions · Nov 9, 2025
Misery Index · Despair
Commanders fans are eyeing a 3-14 tank job while half their stadium wears Lions blue.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
J.Goff carved up the secondary before the first quarter ended, hitting J.Gibbs, J.Williams, and A.St. Brown in a span of minutes to bury this one before fans had finished their first beer. M.Mariota's short toss to D.Samuel in the third was the lone bright spot, and even that arrived with the scoreboard already laughing. The stadium sounded like a Detroit home game, and the math from here only gets uglier.
What fans said
“You can’t do the same thing, over and over again, and get the same results, and just keep hoping it’ll eventually work out.”
u/phillip_la_scaille▲ 120frustration
“This is the worst football watching experience of my life, take me back to the Monday night massacre”
u/BroHogRidesAgain▲ 35despair
“Really don’t like seeing our stadium yet again revert to an away game with how outnumbered our fans were.”
u/FPG_Matthew▲ 192frustration
“Bro we gonna be 3-14, time to route for the bottom sludge to win and we lose”
u/Bizbuzzfinanzecuz▲ 32despair
“Can’t fucking believe this bitch is still talking”
u/kkz303▲ 29rage
“Regretting my season ticket purchase hard tonight”
u/WashingtonDCMonument▲ 44despair
14 more
“As if I’m not suffering enough watching this dogshit already”
u/JustYakking▲ 27rage
“Holy fucking 3rd world propaganda Batman. Fucking completely unhinged.”
u/enigmazweb24▲ 27rage
“This is our president. We are a fucking joke of a country.”
u/AI_GeneratedUsername▲ 26rage
“Someone deport this stupid orange fuck off my screen”
u/right-sized▲ 20rage
“Switched to redzone because we can’t even watch our dogshit football team without this asshole needing to be the center of attention”
u/foggell44▲ 19rage
“What the absolute fuck is this pedophile felon loser doing on the screen??”
u/smudgesandeggs▲ 19rage
“Imagine paying hundreds of dollars for tickets, sitting in a hour of traffic minimum going to and leaving the stadium, and this is the slop you're treated too.”
u/Strong-Television733▲ 19rage
“Fuck sake, this abomination was bad enough. Can we get this jackass out of there?”
u/Evan8r▲ 27rage
“Get him the fuck out of here.”
u/Noominami▲ 27rage
“GET HIM OFF THE FUCKING SCREEN”
u/JoeyBrickz▲ 18rage
“Every week we come out unprepared. The opponent scores on their opening drive and we don't.”
u/Think__McFly▲ 43frustration
“Joe Whitt has to go. I'm tired of coaching trying to lay blame on individual performances.”
u/crudmissile▲ 26rage
“Can we get this old fuck off the TV and announce a football game instead of giving him a suck job on live tv”
u/BBpoison-71▲ 21rage
“if he could drop dead on air, that would be excellent.”
u/FaultySofaBed▲ 25rage