Week 13 · 2025–26 season
Seahawks
W 26-0 vs Vikings · Nov 30, 2025
Misery Index · Meh
Seahawks fans toasting a shutout while side-eyeing the offensive line and Kubiak's pen-over-sharpie play sheet.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
E.Jones taking a M.Brosmer pass 85 yards to the house broke the game open early, and the defense never let Minnesota breathe — D.Turner alone wrecked the pocket with multiple sacks and a forced fumble. A 26-0 shutout at home should feel cleaner than it does, but the lingering question is whether this was a defensive masterclass or just an inevitability against a third-string quarterback making his first real start.
What fans said
“Dude looks like he’s 26 years old again”
u/Twatts71▲ 327joy
“Defense is the best offense. (c) Seahawks 2025-2026”
u/kalagula▲ 591pride
“Kidding. Holy *FUCK* you guys kicked our asses.”
u/Dick6Budrow▲ 236rage
“Was expecting our Defense to carry, but was not expecting a shut out!!”
u/Doomfollow▲ 220joy
“Absolutely a home run. He just shows up at those moments.”
u/HeyEverythingIsFine▲ 86joy
“Belt to ass by the defense”
u/Go_Hawks12▲ 464frustration
14 more
“Sam revenge game complete… kinda… I guess… hell yeah… oh man…”
u/JJPG_▲ 79joy
“Bro what lol can we please make this our sub banner”
u/thineholyhandgrenade▲ 146joy
“We trapped them in our stadium, locked the doors, and proceeded to beat the fuck out of them for 4 hours. Good W”
u/Crazyhawk28▲ 39joy
“We BITCH SLAPPED the Vikings 😂😂”
u/Narkotixxx▲ 24joy
“Kubiak had a ***pen*** instead of a ***sharpie*** today. Kubiak needs to go back to the sharpie immediately”
u/Kyunseo▲ 107frustration
“The offensive play calling was cowardly and completely correct, except when they got gimmicky with the undefeated Barnyard again”
u/DustyFalmouth▲ 236frustration
“The refs are fucking *god awful* this year.”
u/serpentear▲ 29rage
“anthony bradford is the biggest dogshit ever”
u/ej888888▲ 19rage
“People in here blaming Darnold are out of their minds...have you not seen our OL TEs and RBs consistently shitting the bed in pass pro?”
u/gwh21▲ 18rage
“This o line killed Darnold FFS”
u/Turbocharged_Lizard▲ 19rage
“Seahawks now have the best point differential in the NFL at +133. Lambs down to 124 with their embarrassing performance today.”
u/OleIrishWhiskey▲ 67pride
“Refs starting the point shaving early today. Throw them in prison honestly”
u/slimseany▲ 15rage
“hell yea drew “turtleneck” lock my glorious king”
u/Mindless_Year5310▲ 14joy
“When you don't even have to finish the revenge game = ultimate W”
u/HeyEverythingIsFine▲ 20joy