Week 13 · 2025–26 season
Seahawks
W 26-0 vs Vikings · Nov 30, 2025
Misery Index · Meh
Seahawks fans toasting a shutout while side-eyeing the offensive line and Kubiak's pen-over-sharpie play sheet.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
E.Jones taking a M.Brosmer pass 85 yards to the house broke the game open early, and the defense never let Minnesota breathe — D.Turner alone wrecked the pocket with multiple sacks and a forced fumble. A 26-0 shutout at home should feel cleaner than it does, but the lingering question is whether this was a defensive masterclass or just an inevitability against a third-string quarterback making his first real start.
What fans said
“Defense is the best offense. (c) Seahawks 2025-2026”
u/kalagula▲ 591pride
“Belt to ass by the defense”
u/Go_Hawks12▲ 464frustration
“Dude looks like he’s 26 years old again”
u/Twatts71▲ 327joy
“Kidding. Holy *FUCK* you guys kicked our asses.”
u/Dick6Budrow▲ 236rage
“The offensive play calling was cowardly and completely correct, except when they got gimmicky with the undefeated Barnyard again”
u/DustyFalmouth▲ 236frustration
“Was expecting our Defense to carry, but was not expecting a shut out!!”
u/Doomfollow▲ 220joy
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