Week 12 · 2025–26 season
Eagles
L 21-24 at Cowboys · Nov 23, 2025
Misery Index · Despair
Eagles fans openly calling for Patullo's job after watching a 14-point lead die in another vanilla second half.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A 14-point lead evaporated into vanilla second-half playcalling, and the dagger came in pieces: S.Barkley fumbling at the DAL 36, X.Gipson coughing up the punt return at PHI 7, and D.Prescott walking in untouched on an 8-yard scramble. J.Hurts taking a 13-yard sack at the two-minute warning sealed it before B.Aubrey's 42-yarder made it official. The talent is there. The coaching staff, increasingly, is the question.
What fans said
“It's fucking insane that Nick and KP think a 14 point lead is a big enough lead to go back to their vanilla conservative playcalling in the second half.”
u/Fenris_Maule▲ 237
“holy fucking penalties and fumbles”
u/HotWingsNHemorrhoids▲ 91
“Saquon fucking sucks this year”
u/Larry_Blurred▲ 126
““Dear diary, Jalen targeted me THREE times on the opening drive today. I even caught a TD!” - AJ”
u/WizardCheesey▲ 44
“If KP isn’t gone this week this isn’t a serious organization”
u/Myke-Ogo▲ 52
“Playing not to lose is exactly how you lose. Fuck this conservative offense shit.”
u/AllEliteSchmuck▲ 149
14 more
“He should get cut immediately, just like the Jets cut him earlier this season for the same shit.”
u/mogwai316▲ 48
“Searching for “Fire Kevin” and upvoting all.”
u/OPsDaddy▲ 45
“Patullo is the worst coordinator in the nfl”
u/Gindalooon▲ 72
“What a disgrace. One competent quarter of offense in 3 games...”
u/wally_weasel▲ 108
“Absolute malpractice to run this offense like that in the second half.”
u/Hendersonian▲ 48
“The offensive playcalling was, once again, ass cheeks for the entire second half.”
u/Onlypaws_▲ 80
“just sick to my stomach right now.”
u/Brinbe▲ 45
“Next week it'll be the exact same shit”
u/rodrigoa1990▲ 45
“This offense is historically ASS”
u/StraightMud9831▲ 45
“If this isn’t a sign that he needs to be fired to the sun I don’t know what is”
u/Horni4knifekittyidkY▲ 28
“Our offense looks like ass.”
u/s3aswimming▲ 152
“Get fucked our whole D line is getting held every play”
u/Champa22▲ 26
“Wasting a roster like this with a make a wish kid running the offense.”
u/megamando▲ 25
“Please fire this mfer I stg.”
u/Fun-Ratio5090▲ 23
