Week 11 · 2025–26 season
Eagles
W 16-9 vs Lions · Nov 16, 2025
Misery Index · Miserable
Eagles fans won, hated every second of it, and want Patullo fired before the team plane lands.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
Sixteen points against a defense that handed Philadelphia five fourth-down stops and a C.DeJean pick-six setup at the DET 11, and somehow the night still felt like it was being lost. The defense was the entire story — Z.Baun and J.Campbell chasing down J.Gibbs after 42- and 33-yard chunks, J.Phillips breaking up the A.St. Brown throw — while the offense managed one explosive to J.Dotson and not much else. A win that answered nothing.
What fans said
“this offense is borderline unwatchable. 16 points on 5 4th down stops and a red zone INT is atrocious.”
u/icewizzzz▲ 208rage
“*HOW MANY FUCKING OPPORTUNITIES DOES THIS ASSHOLE NEED.*”
u/Fun-Ratio5090▲ 111rage
“Dean is playing POSSESSED 😈”
u/JxK_1▲ 171joy
“REFS WERE FUCKING US ALL NIGHT BUT ALL ANYONE WILL REMEMBER IS THE LAST DPI”
u/CradledMyTaters▲ 142rage
“Please fire this fucking idiot oh my fucking god”
u/Fun-Ratio5090▲ 64rage
“Maybe this is us. Maybe we are just an elite defensive team that plays zero turnover football and grinds out the wins.”
u/kr1st▲ 125hope
14 more
“They’re lucky the defense played lights out and that the refs GIFTED them that call at the end. Get your head out of your ass Sirianni.”
u/wsbull_35▲ 63rage
“I hate Kevin Patullo. I hate Kevin Patullo. I hate Kevin Patullo. I hate Kevin Patullo. I hate Kevin Patullo.”
u/Classh0le▲ 35rage
“Vic Fangio should get to kick Kevin Patullo in the nuts every single day until the offense improves.”
u/Wizard_of_Foz1▲ 210frustration
“Big Dom needs to beat the shit out of KP at halftime. Jalen needs to wake the fuck up.”
u/Grozdaddy▲ 34rage
“Big props to Dan Campbell for not only defending the tush push and saying 'just stop it' then just stopping it”
u/Asleep-Cheetah2055▲ 75joy
“Dude got 7 turnovers and managed 16 points. At what point do you actually fire this clown”
u/TheDunglelorian▲ 72frustration
“If this fucker is going to complain so much, do your job dickhead.”
u/HJQueen▲ 27rage
“They finally call a false start on the tush push and it’s the absolute worst call they could’ve possibly made, absolute horse shit man”
u/SlapChopMyShamWow▲ 25rage
“Jaelan Phillips is funny as shit lol”
u/TheIrishHangman▲ 36joy
“Every game the Eagles offense fucks it up and the defense has to get stops without any cushion.”
u/raccoonsonbicycles▲ 34frustration
“Out of shear fear, the wind stops blowing as Jake Elliott makes his kick attempts Wind don’t want none of that heat”
u/Phuck_Kurt_Suzuki▲ 30joy
“He saw all of Dan Campbells bullshit and decided he wanted to join in the fun.”
u/the_answer_is_RUSH▲ 29rage
“100% bullshit. Defense had a neutral zone infraction and he was just pointing it out.”
u/Happy_Discussion_536▲ 23rage
“Sirianni just threw his defense under the bus and handed 3 pts to the Lions. Inexcusable.”
u/PsychicSweat▲ 23betrayal