Week 11 · 2025–26 season
Eagles
W 16-9 vs Lions · Nov 16, 2025
Misery Index · Miserable
Eagles fans won, hated every second of it, and want Patullo fired before the team plane lands.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
Sixteen points against a defense that handed Philadelphia five fourth-down stops and a C.DeJean pick-six setup at the DET 11, and somehow the night still felt like it was being lost. The defense was the entire story — Z.Baun and J.Campbell chasing down J.Gibbs after 42- and 33-yard chunks, J.Phillips breaking up the A.St. Brown throw — while the offense managed one explosive to J.Dotson and not much else. A win that answered nothing.
What fans said
“Vic Fangio should get to kick Kevin Patullo in the nuts every single day until the offense improves.”
u/Wizard_of_Foz1▲ 210frustration
“this offense is borderline unwatchable. 16 points on 5 4th down stops and a red zone INT is atrocious.”
u/icewizzzz▲ 208rage
“Dean is playing POSSESSED 😈”
u/JxK_1▲ 171joy
“REFS WERE FUCKING US ALL NIGHT BUT ALL ANYONE WILL REMEMBER IS THE LAST DPI”
u/CradledMyTaters▲ 142rage
“Maybe this is us. Maybe we are just an elite defensive team that plays zero turnover football and grinds out the wins.”
u/kr1st▲ 125hope
“*HOW MANY FUCKING OPPORTUNITIES DOES THIS ASSHOLE NEED.*”
u/Fun-Ratio5090▲ 111rage
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