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Week 2 · 2026–27 season

Dolphins

L 13-35 at 49ers · Sep 20, 2026

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Misery Index · Uneasy

Dolphins fans have moved past anger into cataloging exactly which parts of the franchise embarrass them most.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse. ● biggest swings

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What happened

B.Purdy carved up the secondary from the opening drive, hitting C.McCaffrey to the MIA 1 and finding M.Evans at the 22 before the offense had even settled in. M.Willis flashed something with the deep ball to M.Washington and the D.Herman completion that F.Warner nearly turned over, but a 22-point loss doesn't get filed under encouraging. The pass defense is the emergency, and no one in the building has an answer for it.

What fans said

  • “HOLY SHIT THIS PASS DEFENSE IS DOGSHIT.”

    u/Number333▲ 100rage

  • “So when you're pissed off at the current guys after just 2 games, remember this and cut them some slack.”

    @TrueFinFan13♥ 1.0kfrustration

  • “Scored more points than the rams!!!”

    u/Miamiheat2021champs▲ 76joy

  • “There will never be a time where I don’t laugh when I see this picture”

    u/Bfi1981▲ 31joy

  • “Re-signing Tua crippled this team for years and years.”

    u/sleepywan▲ 23frustration

  • “Below you will find a list of players to leave behind in San Francisco: - Austin Jackson - Willie Gay - Bradley Pinion - Riley Patterson”

    @TheFinsReset♥ 105rage

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What fans posted

The memes and clips Dolphins fans shared on X and Reddit. ⚡ means it was posted during a big swing.

  • Your 2026 Miami Dolphins▶ 0:11

    Your 2026 Miami Dolphins

    @DolphinsMuse♥ 23ksarcasm

  • Dan Marino is all of us.

    Dan Marino is all of us.

    u/bbgurlrawdog▲ 658despair

  • Drink of choice tonight

    Drink of choice tonight

    u/OSUBrutusBuckeye▲ 489gallows humor

  • Maybe the Raiders and 49ers are both going to play in the Super Bowl this year and the Dolphins are actually going to go▶ 0:07

    Maybe the Raiders and 49ers are both going to play in the Super Bowl this year and the Dolphins are actually going to go 15-2

    @CracraftFan♥ 1.5ksarcasm

  • #49ers fans sleeping fantastic tonight after a 2-0 start and winning the home opener after beating The Dolphins 😴

    #49ers fans sleeping fantastic tonight after a 2-0 start and winning the home opener after beating The Dolphins 😴

    @OurSf49ers♥ 690trolling

  • 2 guys who get it

    2 guys who get it

    u/expellyamos▲ 422sarcasm

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