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Week 1 · 2026–27 season

Dolphins

L 13-27 at Raiders · Sep 13, 2026

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Misery Index · Despair

Dolphins fans are already mapping the road to 0-17 and drafting the eviction notice for Grier and Ross.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse. ● biggest swings

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What happened

The J.Bech touchdown from K.Cousins put Miami up early, then the M.Taaffe interception flipped the script and M.Willis — Malik Willis, the backup — sealed it with a 14-yard scramble touchdown in the third. Losing to a backup quarterback in Week 1 while J.Brents hands out 15-yard taunting penalties is the kind of opener that has fans invoking 2019 and cursing the front office by name. The road ahead looks awfully long.

What fans said

  • “OH BOY its gonna be a long season”

    u/gruntmaster54▲ 163despair

  • “5 sacks for the #Raiders this afternoon. Zero for the Dolphins.”

    @RaidersBeat♥ 1.1kprideRival fan

  • “We are in **2019 levels of rebuild.** We gave up 160pts+ and only scored 26pts in our first 4 games of that season.”

    u/Number333▲ 106despair

  • “this team is not bad, its BAD ... the road to 0-17 is on”

    u/OneBeerAndWhiskeyPls▲ 51despair

  • “SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH MY RAIDERS ARE 1-0 🔥🔥🔥🏴‍☠️”

    @YouKnowBall_pin♥ 546joyRival fan

  • “Were going to get skullfucked against 49ers”

    u/ToolFanBoy▲ 42frustration

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What fans posted

The memes and clips Dolphins fans shared on X and Reddit.

  • Only team to go 17-0 and 0-17

    Only team to go 17-0 and 0-17

    u/TrojanHorse1242▲ 1.1kgallows humor

  • Cardinals Won Jets Won And Dolphins got BTA by the Raiders The number 1 pick is ours▶ 0:36

    Cardinals Won Jets Won And Dolphins got BTA by the Raiders The number 1 pick is ours

    @HollywoodxKev♥ 1.4kgallows humor

  • In honor of today

    In honor of today

    u/TheDoritoOrgyPlanner▲ 581gallows humor

  • Las Vegas Raiders win over Miami Dolphins and it’s time for the victory plunge. #raiders @Raiders▶ 0:34

    Las Vegas Raiders win over Miami Dolphins and it’s time for the victory plunge. #raiders @Raiders

    @ABNRanger87♥ 1.1ktrolling

  • Mike McDaniel with Justin Herbert and the Chargers offense: 14 points. Dolphins without Mike McDaniel with the worst ros

    Mike McDaniel with Justin Herbert and the Chargers offense: 14 points. Dolphins without Mike McDaniel with the worst roster in football: 13 points

    u/Awkward-Raisin-6899▲ 422sarcasm

  • 🐬 It’s sadly going to be that kind of year 🐬

    🐬 It’s sadly going to be that kind of year 🐬

    u/METALLIFE0917▲ 419gallows humor

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