Week 17 · 2025–26 season
Raiders
L 10-34 vs Giants · Dec 28, 2025
Misery Index · Miserable
Raiders fans toasting the worst team of the century with a slow clap and an Etsy witch on retainer.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
G.Smith's first-quarter pick to B.Okereke set the tone before the offense had a chance to find one, and D.Banks taking the third-quarter kickoff 95 yards turned a manageable hole into a punchline. The T.Lockett touchdown was the only sustained sign of life in a 10-34 home loss. Fans aren't even arguing about tanking anymore — they're just trying to figure out whether the roster is bad on purpose or bad by accident, and which answer is worse.
What fans said
“Never underestimate the power of Etsy Witches”
u/AllezBro▲ 82joy
“Y’all wanna know what’s crazy about this game? I don’t think we’re actively trying to tank. We’re just so god fucking awful it looks that way.”
u/Pablezy▲ 29despair
“you guys deserve this first pick you absolutely suck!”
u/ragingblast2902▲ 22rage
“this is absolutely the worst Raiders team I have ever seen.”
u/harleyscal▲ 20despair
“And take pride and be proud, your Commitment to Tanking and your Will To Lose will endure forever!”
u/MeteetseeMan▲ 44frustration
“🎶 THERE WERE WAS SOMETHING IN THE AIR THAT NIGHT, THE STARS WERE BRIGHT FERNANDO🎶”
u/No_Consideration3887▲ 25joy
14 more
“Let’s keep Jeanty in there for no fucking reason whatsoever.”
u/OBlv71▲ 15rage
“This was our finest hour! This was the finest hour of the 2025 Las Vegas Raiders!”
u/TaylorHound▲ 122sarcasm
“I don't even think we're trying to lose, I think we're just this bad”
u/scottlapier▲ 19despair
“This might be the worst Raider team of the 21st Century…”
u/battlevac▲ 13despair
“VICTORY IS OURS!!! 🥇🏴☠️⚔️”
u/No_Contribution_2137▲ 13joy
“THERE👏WAS👏SOMETHING👏IN👏THE👏AIR👏THAT👏NIGHT”
u/NCender27▲ 18joy
“This team beating the Patriots really is the funniest thing to happen all season.”
u/melodesign▲ 27joy
“YESSSSSSSSS RAIDERS DEFENSE KEEP THOSE TOUCHDOWNS ROLLING”
u/ladystaggers▲ 12joy
“Just have to say that Banks has been one of our worst players for years now. The fact that he just scored is a sign from the football gods that you guys deserve Mendoza”
u/odd_guy_johnson▲ 13betrayal
“Wow, who knew Etsy witches would come in Clutch”
u/JruleAll▲ 23joy
“Jets fan here. You guys are killing it! Keep it up”
u/pac4▲ 15joy
“Tank Commander Geno Smith is down, MEDIC!!!!!!!”
u/One-Airport-497▲ 15despair
“Ready to start 2026 with the 1st overall pick is a fantastic fucking feeling”
u/T0NEZZY▲ 12joy
“FIRE PETE CAROLL FIRE PETE CAROLL FIRE PETE CAROLL FIRE PETE CAROLL FIRE PETE CAROLL FIRE PETE CAROLL FIRE PETE CAROLL FIRE PETE CAROLL”
u/__-o0O0o-__-o0O0o-__▲ 10rage