Week 5 · 2025–26 season
Texans
W 44-10 at Ravens · Oct 5, 2025
Misery Index · Euphoric
Texans fans cashing C.Stroud apology forms after a 44-10 demolition in Baltimore that finally felt like fun football.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
C.Stroud carved up Baltimore from the opening drive — the 24-yard strike to N.Collins, the 30-yard scramble down to the 4, the short touchdown back to N.Collins — and the only real blemish was a second-quarter sack by K.Van Noy that barely dented a game already decided. First win in Baltimore in franchise history, a 34-point beating, and a fanbase finally cashing in apology forms. Enjoy this one; they don't come stacked like this often.
What fans said
“#First win in Baltimore 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩”
u/RidgeRunner99▲ 248joy
“I WILL NOW BE ACCEPTING CJ STROUD APOLOGY FORMS.”
u/IAmSona▲ 219joy
“Kick em in the teeth. Fuck everyone go Texans.”
u/The_Snake_Dick▲ 115rage
“Feels real good right now to be a Texan!”
u/FriendlyFaceOff▲ 62joy
“WE BEAT THE RAVENS AT HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OUR FRANCHISE’S HISTORY.”
u/First-Flora39▲ 60joy
“FROM NOW ON, THAT'S HOW YOU DRIVE!!!”
u/takingastep▲ 50joy
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