Week 5 · 2025–26 season
Texans
W 44-10 at Ravens · Oct 5, 2025
Misery Index · Euphoric
Texans fans cashing C.Stroud apology forms after a 44-10 demolition in Baltimore that finally felt like fun football.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
C.Stroud carved up Baltimore from the opening drive — the 24-yard strike to N.Collins, the 30-yard scramble down to the 4, the short touchdown back to N.Collins — and the only real blemish was a second-quarter sack by K.Van Noy that barely dented a game already decided. First win in Baltimore in franchise history, a 34-point beating, and a fanbase finally cashing in apology forms. Enjoy this one; they don't come stacked like this often.
What fans said
“#First win in Baltimore 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩”
u/RidgeRunner99▲ 248joy
“Kick em in the teeth. Fuck everyone go Texans.”
u/The_Snake_Dick▲ 115rage
“I WILL NOW BE ACCEPTING CJ STROUD APOLOGY FORMS.”
u/IAmSona▲ 219joy
“WE BEAT THE RAVENS AT HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME IN OUR FRANCHISE’S HISTORY.”
u/First-Flora39▲ 60joy
“What a great day y’all!! 🤘🏽”
u/First-Flora39▲ 43joy
“FROM NOW ON, THAT'S HOW YOU DRIVE!!!”
u/takingastep▲ 50joy
14 more
“Kick em in the fucking teeth.”
u/The_Snake_Dick▲ 48rage
“I’m riding this high into the bye!!! 🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾”
u/onlords▲ 29joy
“Feels real good right now to be a Texan!”
u/FriendlyFaceOff▲ 62joy
“70-10 differential over the last 2 weeks!”
u/superhappyfuntime13▲ 32joy
“Jacoby's curse has been lifted.”
u/BradGroux▲ 28joy
“So this is what fun football feels like”
u/onlords▲ 26joy
“A lot of people think the R on the back of the officiator jersey stands for referee, but it really means retard.”
u/Slanderbox▲ 16rage
“Chris Strausser under further investigation for crimes against Football”
u/ShudowWolf▲ 23rage
“We've surpassed our ppg average. IN THE FIRST HALF. Im dreaming”
u/Long_Contribution792▲ 15joy
“TWENTY…FOUR points?! In the FIRST HALF?! 🥹”
u/Wildheart0589▲ 15joy
“We are the greatest team in the history of football”
u/deathmouse▲ 17pride
“WHERE THE STROUD HATERS AT NOW???? MVP MUTHAFUCKAS”
u/mitchyfootball▲ 14joy
“what a cathartic half of football”
u/AsparagusLips▲ 19joy
“This feels so good to finally be able to go off on Baltimore”
u/DespairEmpress▲ 13joy