Week 4 · 2025–26 season
Texans
W 26-0 vs Titans · Sep 28, 2025
Misery Index · Content
Texans fans riding the Woody Marks high while still side-eyeing Caley and bracing for next week's real test.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A 26-0 shutout with C.Stroud hitting N.Collins deep and D.Stingley jumping a C.Ward throw for a pick — about as clean a Sunday as this fanbase has seen in a while. Woody Marks has clearly grabbed the backfield by the throat, and the defense didn't allow a point. The lingering question: K.Fairbairn missing wide right from 54 is a small thing now, but kicking has a way of mattering in January.
What fans said
“Marks has seized the means of (offensive) production. RB1.”
u/CumulusChoir▲ 407pride
“Get fucked again ghost of Bud Adams”
u/GameBlousess▲ 236joy
“If we can somehow win against them next week, I will believe again.”
u/The_Snake_Dick▲ 147hope
“He's blocking better than some of the Linemen! You have to have him out there as much as possible.”
u/zombiebillnye▲ 143pride
“SHUTOUT OH GOD IMMA SWERM ALL OVER MYSELF”
u/Dramatika▲ 117joy
“Him decleating that defender had me off my couch that was a hell of a fucking play”
u/JohnnyWarlord▲ 76joy
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