Week 4 · 2025–26 season
Texans
W 26-0 vs Titans · Sep 28, 2025
Misery Index · Content
Texans fans riding the Woody Marks high while still side-eyeing Caley and bracing for next week's real test.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A 26-0 shutout with C.Stroud hitting N.Collins deep and D.Stingley jumping a C.Ward throw for a pick — about as clean a Sunday as this fanbase has seen in a while. Woody Marks has clearly grabbed the backfield by the throat, and the defense didn't allow a point. The lingering question: K.Fairbairn missing wide right from 54 is a small thing now, but kicking has a way of mattering in January.
What fans said
“Get fucked again ghost of Bud Adams”
u/GameBlousess▲ 236joy
“SHUTOUT OH GOD IMMA SWERM ALL OVER MYSELF”
u/Dramatika▲ 117joy
“Marks has seized the means of (offensive) production. RB1.”
u/CumulusChoir▲ 407pride
“Him decleating that defender had me off my couch that was a hell of a fucking play”
u/JohnnyWarlord▲ 76joy
“Woody Marks is already looking to be the guy that we thought we had in Dameon Pierce. Super impressive. He’s explosive.”
u/Intrepid_Republic897▲ 55joy
“He's blocking better than some of the Linemen! You have to have him out there as much as possible.”
u/zombiebillnye▲ 143pride
14 more
“WOODY FUCKING MARKS!”
u/FriendlyFaceOff▲ 24joy
“#FUCK ALL YALL WE WINNING THE SUPER BOWL”
u/RollOverBeethoven▲ 21joy
“"Incomplete pass" fuck I hate the NFL”
u/IAmSona▲ 30rage
“Titans fan here. Go score another we need to make sure our HC is fired”
u/TMTitans▲ 18rage
“If we can somehow win against them next week, I will believe again.”
u/The_Snake_Dick▲ 147hope
“Nick Caley is by far and away the worst coordinator hire I've ever seen this franchise make.”
u/Dense-Swimming2445▲ 15rage
“At least it was 2nd half. We usually start okay and then shit the bed.”
u/JDD4318▲ 63frustration
“that announcer just needs to stfu”
u/texanstimeson▲ 21rage
“GUYS WE MADE IT TO THE REDZONE!!!! SUPER BOWLLLLLLLLLLLL”
u/Long_Contribution792▲ 14joy
“TWO TOUCHDOWNS IN THE SAME GAME?????”
u/HeppyBanana▲ 14joy
“WE MADE IT TO THE REDZONE HANG THE BANNER FELLAS🤘🤘🤘”
u/Widdawy▲ 12joy
“I just needed to see my man CJ be CJ idc against who lol”
u/PaleontologistOne919▲ 52joy
“Caserio hired Caley and built this offensive line. They both need to be fired yesterday. He's failed time and time again in the most important aspect of football, scoring points.”
u/NateLikesToLift▲ 13rage
“The NFL should burn that stadium and it’s turf to the ground, nobody should be forced to play there.”
u/IAmSona▲ 13rage