Week 18 · 2025–26 season
Texans
W 38-30 vs Colts · Jan 4, 2026
Misery Index · Content
Texans fans riding a backup-led game-winner into Pittsburgh or Baltimore, unsure if it's destiny or a mirage.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A.Pierce torched the secondary early for 66 and nearly again on the 53-yarder that set up first-and-goal at the 1, and somehow Houston walked out with the sweep, the 5-seed, and rested starters. K.Fairbairn's 43-yarder iced it after A.Huzzie's pick flipped the fourth quarter. The concern travels with them: a defense that gave up 30 to R.Leonard now has to win a road playoff game for the first time in franchise history.
What fans said
“ANOTHER GAME WINNING DRIVE FOR GENERAL MILLS AGAINST AN AFC SOUTH OPPONENT ANOTHER GAME WINNING KICK FOR KA'IMI GOATBAIRN ANOTHER WIN AGAINST THE COLTS FUCK THE WORLD **RUN THE GAUNTLET**”
u/The_Snake_Dick▲ 148joy
“##COLTS GOT SWEPT. HOUSTON LOCKS UP THE 5TH SEED. OUR STARTERS GOT RESTED.”
u/IAmSona▲ 205pride
“Fuckass Colts losing to our 2nd/3rd strings 2nd half.”
u/Impossible_Horse_272▲ 59rage
“The Texans have NEVER won a road game in the playoffs. We are changing that next weekend.”
u/idontknowpassword▲ 241hope
“KAIMI AND TOGIAI GAME BALLS TODAY HELL YEAH!!!!!!!!”
u/drmstix303▲ 55joy
“Ending the season on a fat man TD and having our backup QB lead a game winning drive? Yeah, we might be a team of destiny.”
u/The_Snake_Dick▲ 54joy
14 more
“That play made my whole damn day 🤣”
u/SpiderToYBanana▲ 64joy
“Shed happy tears in the end”
u/Electrical-Law992▲ 31joy
“FUCK the chiefs”
u/lanethedouchebag▲ 17rage
“Week 18 let’s fucking go”
u/IAmSona▲ 19joy
“Did you dumb fucks who are complaining about the drive see how the colts had their defense set up?”
u/TheMickus▲ 13rage
“Congrats, Myles Garrett. Sorry to see you wasting your career on such a shitty franchise that's going nowhere.”
u/lgkudkdi▲ 13despair
“LOL WHAT A HYPE FUCKIGN ENDING FUMBLE RECOVERY TOUCHDOWN HYPE HYPE”
u/CarlinT▲ 13joy
“38-30 boys!!!! Pitt/balt here we come bitches! Wooooot!! And we got 9 win streak momentum going in!”
u/IAlwaysCumDeepInside▲ 13joy
“That is pure poetry.”
u/TheOneAboveAll▲ 13joy
“Starting 0-3 and ending 9-0 is absolutely insane!”
u/cpc5000▲ 18joy
“Big man score to finish 🤣🤣🤣 Fuck the Colts 🤣🤣”
u/Nien_Nunb365▲ 17joy
“WHAT A GREAT WAY TO END THE REGULAR SEASON 😂😂”
u/Sanretros▲ 12joy
“Big boy tuddy, rested our starters for a half, and FTC. Perfect day.”
u/epilepticrave▲ 12joy
“Lmao these backups are dogshit”
u/SaulH1234▲ 11rage
