Week 16 · 2025–26 season

Texans

W 23-21 vs Raiders · Dec 21, 2025

78

Misery Index · Miserable

Texans fans are 7-0 in the streak and somehow still begging for Caley's firing after watching the Raiders out-scheme.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.

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What happened

Seven in a row, and the building still feels like a wake. The offense produced nothing memorable enough to crack the win-probability chart until C.Stroud's 17-yard flip to J.Higgins late, while the actual margin traces back to D.Stingley jumping a G.Smith throw in the first quarter and walking it in himself. When the defense scores your signature touchdown and A.Jeanty still gashes you for 60 and 51, the standings lie about what anyone just watched.

What fans said

  • “Burn the tape. Get healthy. On to the chargers.”

    u/GoldMettle▲ 384hope

  • “I know we won, but we played fucking pathetic”

    u/RidgeRunner99▲ 312frustration

  • “Ugly win, and a win is a win, but holy shit that was embarrassing for both sides of the ball.”

    u/throwaway69696972▲ 166frustration

  • “Make no mistake about it, we won this game on two HUGE bailout PI calls on balls that weren't even remotely catchable.”

    u/Sweet_Baby_Cheesus▲ 105frustration

  • “Every fucking game… this same meme.”

    u/GRVrush2112▲ 96frustration

  • “WTF IS AN OFFENSIVE TOUCHDOWN !gif”

    u/TexansPleaseWin▲ 86rage

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