Week 3 · 2025–26 season

Lions

W 38-30 at Ravens · Sep 22, 2025

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Misery Index · Euphoric

Lions fans collecting a first-ever win in Baltimore and quietly inviting the fire-Morton crowd to apologize.

The emotional rollercoaster

Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.

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What happened

A first-ever win in Baltimore, and Detroit got it by doing the thing nobody thought they could: keeping L.Jackson uncomfortable, including a J.Campbell strip-sack and an A.Hutchinson punchout on D.Henry that D.Reed fell on to ice the fourth quarter. D.Montgomery's 72-yard rip and a J.Goff-to-A.St. Brown touchdown gave the offense enough cushion to survive the inevitable Lamar answers. The reports of this team's death were, as advertised, exaggerated.

What fans said

  • “THE REPORTS OF OUR DEATHS ARE GREATLY EXAGGERATED. 16-1”

    u/johnnylibravo▲ 225pride

  • “FIRST TIME WE EVER BEAT THE RAVENS IN BALTIMORE LET'S FUCKING GOOOO.”

    u/KororSurvivor▲ 208joy

  • “I truly cannot believe how well we kept Lamar contained after he’s destroyed us every time we’ve played against him.”

    u/dead_drunk_and_naked▲ 172joy

  • “NFC teams don’t beat Baltimore. At home. Teams, period, don’t sack Lamar 7 times.”

    u/mattcojo2▲ 122pride

  • “This is the best fucking timeline. I'm so proud of how far this team has come.”

    u/MilkTeaToasTea▲ 102joy

  • “Fuck the Packers”

    u/AnteaterPretty▲ 86joy

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