Week 3 · 2025–26 season
Lions
W 38-30 at Ravens · Sep 22, 2025
Misery Index · Euphoric
Lions fans collecting a first-ever win in Baltimore and quietly inviting the fire-Morton crowd to apologize.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A first-ever win in Baltimore, and Detroit got it by doing the thing nobody thought they could: keeping L.Jackson uncomfortable, including a J.Campbell strip-sack and an A.Hutchinson punchout on D.Henry that D.Reed fell on to ice the fourth quarter. D.Montgomery's 72-yard rip and a J.Goff-to-A.St. Brown touchdown gave the offense enough cushion to survive the inevitable Lamar answers. The reports of this team's death were, as advertised, exaggerated.
What fans said
“THE REPORTS OF OUR DEATHS ARE GREATLY EXAGGERATED. 16-1”
u/johnnylibravo▲ 225pride
“FIRST TIME WE EVER BEAT THE RAVENS IN BALTIMORE LET'S FUCKING GOOOO.”
u/KororSurvivor▲ 208joy
“I truly cannot believe how well we kept Lamar contained after he’s destroyed us every time we’ve played against him.”
u/dead_drunk_and_naked▲ 172joy
“NFC teams don’t beat Baltimore. At home. Teams, period, don’t sack Lamar 7 times.”
u/mattcojo2▲ 122pride
“This is the best fucking timeline. I'm so proud of how far this team has come.”
u/MilkTeaToasTea▲ 102joy
“Fuck the Packers”
u/AnteaterPretty▲ 86joy
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