Week 3 · 2025–26 season
Lions
W 38-30 at Ravens · Sep 22, 2025
Misery Index · Euphoric
Lions fans collecting a first-ever win in Baltimore and quietly inviting the fire-Morton crowd to apologize.
The emotional rollercoaster
Fan misery across the game window. Up is worse.
What happened
A first-ever win in Baltimore, and Detroit got it by doing the thing nobody thought they could: keeping L.Jackson uncomfortable, including a J.Campbell strip-sack and an A.Hutchinson punchout on D.Henry that D.Reed fell on to ice the fourth quarter. D.Montgomery's 72-yard rip and a J.Goff-to-A.St. Brown touchdown gave the offense enough cushion to survive the inevitable Lamar answers. The reports of this team's death were, as advertised, exaggerated.
What fans said
“FIRST TIME WE EVER BEAT THE RAVENS IN BALTIMORE LET'S FUCKING GOOOO.”
u/KororSurvivor▲ 208joy
“This is the best fucking timeline. I'm so proud of how far this team has come.”
u/MilkTeaToasTea▲ 102joy
“I truly cannot believe how well we kept Lamar contained after he’s destroyed us every time we’ve played against him.”
u/dead_drunk_and_naked▲ 172joy
“THE REPORTS OF OUR DEATHS ARE GREATLY EXAGGERATED. 16-1”
u/johnnylibravo▲ 225pride
“THANK YOU!”
u/Triingtolivee▲ 47joy
“We sacked Lamar Jackson 7 times.”
u/mMac03▲ 65joy
14 more
“And it wasn't like we stole one either. A top to bottom win in all phases”
u/jase15843▲ 45joy
“Imagine being Muhammad and getting called off the couch last season to join a hospital squad and then sacking Lamar Jackson twice”
u/nyeehhsquidward▲ 54joy
“My wife squealed and she doesn’t even like football”
u/NoTouchy8008▲ 51joy
“NFC teams don’t beat Baltimore. At home. Teams, period, don’t sack Lamar 7 times.”
u/mattcojo2▲ 122pride
“Fuck the Packers”
u/AnteaterPretty▲ 86joy
“Make no mistake. That was an absolute ass kicking in the second half.”
u/Paper_Clip100▲ 31joy
“All the people who posted, upvoted, and commented in support on the fire John Morton posts need to be publicly shamed.”
u/TrimboliHandjobs▲ 38rage
“They really beat the fucking Ravens… IN BALTIMORE!!!”
u/Rotorboy21▲ 30joy
“The corgi that bounces the ball down the stairs picked the Lions and that’s the only expert I care about”
u/DetroitSportsPhan▲ 45joy
“The defense immobilized Lamar Jackson and got Derrick Henry benched. Unreal”
u/Big_Pat_Fenis_2▲ 43joy
“I'm taking the day off from work tomorrow and doing nothing but posting trash talk in NFCN subs and mocking the Packers.”
u/DelayDenyDeposefrfr▲ 55joy
“I literally cannot wait for the post game locker room”
u/gsharp29▲ 42joy
“That has to be one of the best games I've watched in a while.”
u/one_nerdy_boi▲ 71joy
“YES!!! FIRST WIN AGAINST THE RAVENS SINCE 2005”
u/Triingtolivee▲ 26joy